"Meme sweater"
calls friend that designs clothes
Me: Hey.
Friend: Hi. What's up?
Me: Create a "Meme sweater". STAT.
Friend: Wtf is a "Meme sweater"?
Me: I'll give you the little diagram thing so that you can see what it looks like.
Friend: I know you're my friend and all but you still need to pay.
Me: So, how much then?
Friend: Since this is a custom order... $35.
Me: OK.