She should've said "I don't wanna die a virgin"

Well that was awesome. chu XD (^ω^)b squeal please ~

Come on baby light my fire...

Hahahah （≧∇≦）

"My fire is lit, if you know what I mean"

I'm dead.

So are they.

owch.

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"My fire is lit, if you know what I mean"

I'm dead.

So are they.

As much as I got tired of zombies in basically every medium combining them with yuri totally works for me.

Short and sweet, like every work of Mochi Au Lait posted here. Keep them coming, please.

Poor zombies,they just want to see the yuri get down.

"My fire is lit, if you know what I mean"

I'm dead.

So are they.

owch.

That's what they said.

They best stop before having sex. Everyone knows, if you have sex in a zombie-infested setting, you are very next to die.

Hmmm, AFAIK the classic formula is that a woman who has sex in a horror movie dies first. However, if two women do it with each other, the system kind of breaks down, as it is no longer clear who of them should die first. Following this train of thought, it may be possible for them to deadlock the system and turn on the god mode for the rest of the story.

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wait, is this a good ending or a bad ending?

^ It's open ended for readers' wild imaginations.

They best stop before having sex. Everyone knows, if you have sex in a zombie-infested setting, you are very next to die.

Hmmm, AFAIK the classic formula is that a woman who has sex in a horror movie dies first. However, if two women do it with each other, the system kind of breaks down, as it is no longer clear who of them should die first. Following this train of thought, it may be possible for them to deadlock the system and turn on the god mode for the rest of the story.

Darn you, the world isn't designed to cope with unexpected situation!

That "My fire is lit" line really cracked me up.

They best stop before having sex. Everyone knows, if you have sex in a zombie-infested setting, you are very next to die.

Hmmm, AFAIK the classic formula is that a woman who has sex in a horror movie dies first. However, if two women do it with each other, the system kind of breaks down, as it is no longer clear who of them should die first. Following this train of thought, it may be possible for them to deadlock the system and turn on the god mode for the rest of the story.

Your method might be subverted by killing both simultaneously(perhaps while they're getting redressed). Now, if the killer won't interrupt a couple in the act...

They best stop before having sex. Everyone knows, if you have sex in a zombie-infested setting, you are very next to die.

Hmmm, AFAIK the classic formula is that a woman who has sex in a horror movie dies first. However, if two women do it with each other, the system kind of breaks down, as it is no longer clear who of them should die first. Following this train of thought, it may be possible for them to deadlock the system and turn on the god mode for the rest of the story.

Your method might be subverted by killing both simultaneously(perhaps while they're getting redressed). Now, if the killer won't interrupt a couple in the act...

This subversion is a trick of perception, however, as general relativity teaches us that true simultaneity does not exist in nature, ergo one of them would die first in at least one reference frame. However, since which one specifically is not defined (see above), it would create a space-time paradox, which will resolve itself into both of them surviving in all reference frames.

Thus, under the premises of general relativity, we conclude that yuri >> zombie apocalypse, q.e.d.

last edited at Mar 29, 2017 5:38PM

This subversion is a trick of perception, however, as general relativity teaches us that true simultaneity does not exist in nature, ergo one of them would die first in at least one reference frame. However, since which one specifically is not defined (see above), it would create a space-time paradox, which will resolve itself into both of them surviving in all reference frames.

Thus, under the premises of general relativity, we conclude that yuri >> zombie apocalypse, q.e.d.

Thank goodness it's a zombie apocalypse, since as we've seen on TV all too often getting romantically involved with a girl is fatal to at least one of them. Zombies and horror plays by a different rule-set and it's the hets that gotta look out.

My fire's lit, if you know what I mean

I'm dead hahaha

nabid posted:

I'm dead hahaha

Sounds like you have something in common with the characters then!

Definitely a better yuri zombie situation compared to the one where the two girls ate each other.

Can I have the name perhaps sir?

nabid posted:

Can I have the name perhaps sir?

Pretty sure the one they're referring to is this one-shot.

Hhmmm sad to know they're gonna die... even though they might be super cute together...

Then suddenly mochi goes in, blasts all zombies and goes out to make the next doujinshi

"MY fire is little of ya know what I mean" AHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Bootiefuls job.