I thought I was somewhat worldly, but I had to look up ketchup spaghetti. Didn't see any results mit crab, but I don't see why you couldn't hurl it in.
What I'm hearing is we need more art of Neeko performing cunnilingus with her long tongue. I'd also want to see some french-kissing/deepthroating with the long tongue, but I suppose I might have some unusual interests haha
Can confirm from my male bestie in hs most guys did dumb shit with their dicks like sword fighting each other, all while being extremely homophobic towards him.
Not gonna lie I have definitely eaten microwaved leftover spaghetti with ketchup during desperate times. Unfortunately allergic to crab though so can't attest to that combination
Garth Ennis parodies that sort of behavior the The Boys comic. There's a frat group that do progressively gayer and gayer things and it culminates in them literally having a piss orgy. Garth Ennis has a way of parodying things to an incredibly extreme degree.
I know there's Flandre/Yuuma out there, there should be some of that here instead of stuff that just has Yuuma acting as the third wheel. It makes me feel sad for her.