^I mean cats are hypercarnivores extraordinaire and basically exist to murder the crap out of every little critter they can find in the undergrowth. RULES OF NATURE as my young friends on the Internet would put it.
Story time!
Years ago I was staying over at a friend's place out in the countryside and wake to one of the family cats returning from a routine nocturnal foray, demanding the door be opened for him. Everybody else sleeps like a log so I get up and shamble over to let His Highness in and he slinks past my feet to crouch in the middle of the living-room carpet. As I make my way back to the guest bed I start hearing these wet scrunching noises coming from that direction... "Welp, one less small rodent" I conclude and shrug.
'Bout five-ten minutes later as I'm trying to fall asleep again he then comes lick my face and I'm like "...thanks furball. -.-;" (Then again dogs will happily lap up puke off the street and eat hare droppings - good source of fiber apparently - and people kiss them...)
Well, better than that one time he stole some Pringles off the table, got indigestion and threw up in my shoe. Cats, amirite?
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