Aw hell no, Madden's the shit!

More:

"It has come to my attention that in certain circles, simian-minded individuals are referring to vidcons as 'vid cons', ignorantly placing a space between 'vid' and 'con'. Perhaps their brains have dulled by years of Madden and Quake, rather than the mentally invigorating games such as Arc the Lad and Growlanser, because even a child could tell that placing a space between the 'vid' and 'con' in vidcon is perhaps more profoundly philistine than a certain American administration that need not be named. Placing a space in vidcon completely belittles the meaning of the word and displays the user's blatantly minuscule intellect and is understanding of the basic precepts of grammar. Vidcon is a perfect marriage of the words console and video game, creating a short and effective portmanteau that quickly and accurately labels mentions objects and anybody who does not immediately recognize 'vid con' as absolutely outrageous clearly lacks the mental faculties to correctly operate a vidcon other than perhaps FIFA Sports. I make this point because I have recently been belligerently barrage by imbecilic 'vid con' references that unnerve me to no end and have taken it upon myself to correct the damage that your poor Western education ( though this is a subject to be discussed on a later date) has wrought upon you. You should personally thank me that i did not see it fit to correct your preponderous mistake in Japanese, because I am thoroughly positive your neanderthal mind would be incapable of deciphering the Hiragana from the Katakana."

Down smash?

Game: SB69 Pairing: RetoCyan hand holding Links: pixiv1 pixiv2
why is hand holding not a tag here yet?

Down smash?

Reeminds me of the time when kaqn a ragna player WALKED to the litchi player ((fio?) for 2 seconds, no wake up or anything

This made my day...

This made my day...

lol, I read the very same article just a few hours ago. I hate to admit it, but I actually opened Pornhub with search filter "BIG BUTT MAN IN TIGHTS LIVE" just to get dat extra fallout 4 footage

last edited at Aug 12, 2015 3:28PM

I can almost taste it!

Finally

Series: Girlfriend(beta) Pairing: Erena x Fumio Links: pixiv1 pixiv2

I can almost taste it!

I'm so proud of you son.

I can almost taste it!

I'm so proud of you son.

Anything for you dad

More cringe:

"It should be no surprise to anyone with a passing familiarity with vidcons that pocky is the ideal food to snack on when playing mentioned objects ( although 'playing' is an inappropriate word, because you experience, rather than play, a vidcon: I shall use 'playing' for the sake of simplicity). For those ignorant to the intricacies of this fine Japanese cuisine, imagine a delicate stick of sweetened bread about the width and length of a chopstick, its tip coated in the richest chocolate imaginable. The bold flavor of the chocolate is complimented by the small nuts that caress the tip, creating a culinary juxtaposition of sweetness and saltiness that can only have been hatched in the mind of a chef versed in the subtle paradoxes of Eastern cooking. They are light and easy to eat and hold, useful for vidconning on the go, and their sugar content add that extra boost for late night vidcons. Therefore, pocky has garnered itself the precious title of "Ultimate Vidcon Snack". Perhaps the only drawback of pocky is its limited availability in the West, though this cannot be attributed to the snack itself, but the infuriating baboons that think they are running grocery stores."

More cringe:

"It should be no surprise to anyone with a passing familiarity with vidcons that pocky is the ideal food to snack on when playing mentioned objects ( although 'playing' is an inappropriate word, because you experience, rather than play, a vidcon: I shall use 'playing' for the sake of simplicity). For those ignorant to the intricacies of this fine Japanese cuisine, imagine a delicate stick of sweetened bread about the width and length of a chopstick, its tip coated in the richest chocolate imaginable. The bold flavor of the chocolate is complimented by the small nuts that caress the tip, creating a culinary juxtaposition of sweetness and saltiness that can only have been hatched in the mind of a chef versed in the subtle paradoxes of Eastern cooking. They are light and easy to eat and hold, useful for vidconning on the go, and their sugar content add that extra boost for late night vidcons. Therefore, pocky has garnered itself the precious title of "Ultimate Vidcon Snack". Perhaps the only drawback of pocky is its limited availability in the West, though this cannot be attributed to the snack itself, but the infuriating baboons that think they are running grocery stores."

I don't know whether or not I want you to stop posting these or post more. On one hand they're hilarious but on the other hand I think a chunk of my brain shuts down each time I read one.

Game: league of legends Pairing: Caitlyn x Vi animated Links: deviantart1 deviantart2

I don't know whether or not I want you to stop posting these or post more. On one hand they're hilarious but on the other hand I think a chunk of my brain shuts down each time I read one.

"I never thought I'd see such blatant trolling as I have in this forum. Step away from the computer, drop the ham sandwich and back the FRACK off, gaijin. I hate to use that word but you've made me that serious. As hard as it may be for you to fathom, some of us here are actual fans of the Final Fantasy series (pre FFX) and Square's work in general. You can try to bash me for an avatar that I bought because I happen to be a dedicated fan of perhaps the most poignant, painstakingly woven tapestry of love, loss and vengeance ever to pen put from pen to paper, but you would fail, just like all you flamers do in real life. Who can say that the minds at Square Enix (note: appropriate portmanteau is SQUENIX, not the laughable SQUEENIX)were it not inspired by the works of William Shakespeare or Chuck Palahniuk? Cloud's bastard sword has more akin with the bastard sons of Macbeth than it does to any armament or basilard of the time. The Honey Bee Club in Midgar reminds me more of the Fight Clubs than any brothel. So please, use your brains, not your sarcasm, and step up to the intellectual plate, or leave this forum and take your "Haterade" with you."

Ahahahaha yes you poor Amane! I totally Roman Cancelled that blocked attack on purpose to bait you into attacking right into my jab and ending you, totally wasn't desperately pressing R1 trying to roll thinking i was playing Smash Bros!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n3RWJ8HlBs

last edited at Aug 14, 2015 11:44AM

I don't know whether or not I want you to stop posting these or post more. On one hand they're hilarious but on the other hand I think a chunk of my brain shuts down each time I read one.

"I never thought I'd see such blatant trolling as I have in this forum. Step away from the computer, drop the ham sandwich and back the FRACK off, gaijin. I hate to use that word but you've made me that serious. As hard as it may be for you to fathom, some of us here are actual fans of the Final Fantasy series (pre FFX) and Square's work in general. You can try to bash me for an avatar that I bought because I happen to be a dedicated fan of perhaps the most poignant, painstakingly woven tapestry of love, loss and vengeance ever to pen put from pen to paper, but you would fail, just like all you flamers do in real life. Who can say that the minds at Square Enix (note: appropriate portmanteau is SQUENIX, not the laughable SQUEENIX)were it not inspired by the works of William Shakespeare or Chuck Palahniuk? Cloud's bastard sword has more akin with the bastard sons of Macbeth than it does to any armament or basilard of the time. The Honey Bee Club in Midgar reminds me more of the Fight Clubs than any brothel. So please, use your brains, not your sarcasm, and step up to the intellectual plate, or leave this forum and take your "Haterade" with you."

yes, full of citations that game, but the thing i remember perfectly even now is me thinking : "she is dead? she is my healer, she can't die. No, impossible, she's one of the protagonist. I can save her, there's totally a method to save her", all while drying the tears from my face; Aeris best character ever

it was small pickings anyway, Yuffie was a piece of shit and Tifa was a fucking dogged nice girl, Aeris was cheeky, playful and has canonical the biggest boobs

Holy shit i'm in a slump today, didn't win a single online fight in Chrono Phantasma and dropped combos left and right by not managing to perform 236 commands, is it the world taking revenge just because i was unstopable yesterday? Even got a rank down for fucks sake
Probably a good time to work on my Terumi or Hakumen

last edited at Aug 14, 2015 6:31PM

Game: Pokemon HGSS Pairing: Lyra x Claire Link: pixiv

More pseudo-intellectual garbage:

"The difference between Japanese and American vidcon consumers are as blatant as the difference between seasons 1 and 2 of Otomoe wa Boku ni Koishiteru (a nod to my fellow Otomoe wa Boku ni Koishiteru enthusiasts). Where as the Japanese vidcon consumer is informed and discriminating in his or her purchases and endeavors, his American counterpart acts as a foil, stumbling blindly through the vidcon department at K-mart, groping for the first vidcon with enough explosions or mammaries on the cover to slake their slavering decidedly non-intellectual lusts. Their hunger for Western garbage such as Madden and Halo is fueled by an almost sub-human ignorance that is as profound in the rest of their lives as it is in their choosing of vidcons. This disgusting display of American mass stupidity is no doubt the result of Christian indoctrination, adding another point on the list of reasons why the Japanese are more intelligent than the West, as a contemptuous Western culture has left its people with little more than swiss cheese brains and an unquenchable urge for repeat football vidcons."

The hell are "vidcons" anyway? I've never heard the term until flips started posting these Ninety-Five Theses from whoever the hell this guy is. All I can find on Google is reference to video conferencing and E3.

^Video Conventions. It's like E3 for youtube, I think.

last edited at Aug 15, 2015 11:27AM

^ Actually, it is:

"Console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes."

All quotes from save stations from Barkley's Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden, satirical to internet board posts.

I love them.

^ Actually, it is:

"Console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes."

All quotes from save stations from Barkley's Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden, satirical to internet board posts.

I love them.

I thought "video conference" didn't fit how he was using the word. Which apparently is a unique using to this dude.

The whole range of emotions, from A to B.