"OK, so two cats can't get married if they want to get married, but then a guy can go murder 14 people, molest five kids, then go to fucking prison, and accept God and He's going to let him into heaven? After the fact that he did all that shit? See that's all horseshit to me, that don't jive with me."
Well obviously if you repent your actions (or simply ask for forgiveness from what I understand) you'll be forgiven unless you have gay sex, denounce God, or commit suicide. In those cases you'll burn in Hell no matter what because apparently those are somehow the worst crimes imaginable. If that's the case I hope I can reserve a spot in Cocytus. I hate the heat.
If I even believed in Hell I'd still rather go there. "Heaven" or any place offering eternal salvation is nothing more than a sham to draw people to your specific religion. The main reason people fear death is because they don't know what happens after they leave this world (being forgotten I believe is a close second). Heaven is a reward (bribe), if you do good and follow the little text in a book written by a group of men (fun fact: it's human kind and people in the original scripts, not mankind and man).
Long story short: I am not and will not be sorry for wanting to do the horizontal tango with my waifu against every surface of our apartment.
(No, not atheist. I simply don't like the idea of a lot of religions. They are all basically the same fucking thing, leading to the same place, but have variations because of culture. If religions can't go beyond the 'mine is better than yours' mentality I refuse to associate with any of them)
And to the person asking if Buddhism is a religion: depends on who you ask. I believe it is a life style choice (way of life), but some argue it is a religion.