^^This. The best way to get rid of ear wax is with one of those rubber bulbs in the shower. Turning the head so the ear is facing downward and shooting warm water into it will clear it out very nicely.
Oof, guess I hit a nerve here. It was mostly a joke, I don't actually mind him that much, but if I have to hear him tell me what his name is one more time I won't be responsible for what happens next.