'Scientists today reported that they have been able to record the sound created by the collision between the asteroid known as B0-cH11 and with the sun energised comet 1k-UY0. The sound 'Kitan' was heard just after the two celestial bodies collided and proves long held conjecture about the cuteness of such events.The collision is reported to have sent material towards the earth at the 'speed of Yuri'. Scientists refused to elaborate further on this statement.'