^^because you're a shamefur failure as a Roman and have dishonoled familia
also cuz Hentai Bangs op pls nerf
...meanwhile the geek in me is tickled by the amount of detail given to the mail shirt and the presence of the shoulder doublings widely used in Classical Antiquity, although these look more like the Celtic-style "cape" rather than the linothorax-derived "yokes" of Roman mail and lack the front hook closure common to both...