EDIT: I guess it was inconsiderate to stop the propagation of actual conspiratorial thinking before it spiraled out of control. Pretend this isn't here, but in order to make the mod's job easier by at least preserving my side, in the name of rhetoric integrity and because I stand to what I wrote, below the original comment. Lesson regarding Poe`s Law learned.
I was in the process of typing down the most shizo crackpot theory I could come up with (something about a cryogenically preserved Henry Ford ordering something to be done about Subaru having cornered the lesbian market niche, re-activating the geniuses behind Projects A119, Sanguine, Habakkuk, Operation Bongo II and the Sedan Tests to work for the the US SAPPHICOM's "Operation Dynasty") but @ ObsessiveFingerLicker joined in and killed the joke. It's dead now. Everybody go home and sleep. There'll be a new batch soon.
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