It was a very funny story, I have to admit. You-chan speaking in a sailor's accent and Mari being horny (as always!) is a perfectly foolproof combination. ( ◜‿◝ )♡
In fact, I can't stop remembering Popeye the Sailor when I read the character's best-known lines as "Shiver me thimbers!" and "Well, blow me down!", which were often used in the Navy.
It could only be the power of spinach. XD