Oh man I read those books years ago when I was a baby. The only thing I can remember is the kid eating his mom's blue waffles and I couldn't tell if the author knew what he was writing or not.
Luz out here like "Alright, havin seen the GF in a few weeks, bout to Gnomio and Ghouliet this patio. Gotta make sure the vines have cute lil flowers on them for when I whisk her away."