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Still better than lesbians being turned straight by the power of cocks.
That was already proven impossible
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"A lover of the fine arts music, and a fan of Mozart who happens to like looking up the differences between a lesbian and heterosexual woman's orgasm. Educational purposes of course. The masses must be informed of these revolutionary findings."
Put that in your resume and I'm sure you will get a phone call.