Smooch your gremlin

Very adorable

Gritty hate sex?

Time for poisonous sex

Now kiss

Having a wife that can easily princess carry you is convenient

And now you’re married, sorry I don’t make the rules

I'm sure they can make it work ;)

Real steamy and passionate. Quite pretty too :O I love the combination of the two aspects.

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I saw this was based off something with the concert they did, though the fanart took it a step further. The art is lovely.

Lovely

Death by snu snu, Death by snu snu

It's less sanitary, but I guess in the grand scheme of getting to have at least two indirect kisses everyday, she doesn't mind

Like a reverse Quarian situation

Awesome

What exactly is going on here? Is Herta raising the broom up to Ruan Mei's crotch to turn her on?

^ Source?

^ she's probably either humping it or it's pressed on her hard enough to... "pleasure the button"

Oh no, my ship, it's broken.

The most adorable psychotic murderers

Oi, my girl has been used as target practice

Damn, Marisa looks like an actual woman here. Impressive.

I wanna love you, but I better not touch
I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop
I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much
I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison

To be completely fair, the only part that runs any risk is likely the third clause of b); and that's not because of any personal choice on a)'s part, but rather her mystical/spiritual obligations as part of her job. So I feel like calling it toxic is kinda excessive.

Image is funny though.

So ... is this ABO or a scientific chart?