Therapist: Alright, we're gonna try some dream reading today. What did you dream about last night?
Adachi: I enacted half the positions from the Kama Sutra with my best friend. What does this mean, doctor?
Therapist: You're probably into her.
Adachi: That can't be right, we never got around to enacting the other half. I should probably just buy her a book for her birthday.