Goddammit Nintendo, you did so well and then didn't stick the fucking landing

Giant Enemy Crab final boss AFTER ALL THAT CAME BEFORE? Really? REALLY?!?

How am I supposed to have a life with all these long-ass games?!

...I checked some Senran Kagura Peach Beach gameplay and it's just trashy fan service ...but it looks super fun! Like Splatoon with less paint and more boobs.

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
If the leaks are to be believed, this little countdown with 50 minutes left that everyone will click only after it has already finished seems to be about a Steam version of Bayonetta
I mean, that's not Vanquish or even Bayonetta 2, but i'll take it, only played the PS3 version so it'll probably feel like a different game

Edit: R$36,99? That shit is CHEAP As it should i guess

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Vanquish blows.

Fite me

Also, godfuckingdammit, my Counter Strike timings are pouring in my real life decisions, bought this piece of junk only for Bayonetta 1+2

Meanwhile, Gearbox release Bulletstorm remaster for $50 lol

Did my part and bought Bayonetta. Now I have it on 360, Wii U and PC.

By the milky way's mamaries are these guys fucking serious? Green Hill AGAIN? Is Sonic Team so fucking afraid of stepping away from nostalgia pandering for one goddamn second?

I think Persona 5 makes use of HDR, since the colors while I'm playing are noticeably different than non-hdr screenshots I've seen on the net. Every screenshot everywhere else looks way too washed out in comparison. It's also very noticeable whenever anime cutscenes play out in-game, which don't seem to make use of HDR.

I tried playing the Love Live game yesterday (I am WAY late to the party, but I'm fine with that). I have learned that I'm not good at rhythm games, there's a huge info dump at the beginning that I assume relies on lots of experience with similar games to understand, and the story scenes give me the uncomfortable feeling of being a hairy otaku dude in a room full of figurines makin' on virtual schoolgirls.

It's kinda fun otherwise though.

The side story scenes are all weird. I hate them for the most part. The main story ones are fine.

I do recommend not getting into it. It took up so much of my time for the last year. (And I spent quite a bit of money). If you skip the events or aiming for Tier 1 (or 2 even), you may not hate yourself like I do right now. I am trying to quit. My friend said we will quit together, but I am losing sleep over quitting the game. I am bargaining with myself that maybe I can just hold back from playing events. I mean, I got my Devil Nico so I dunno what else to strive for. We'll see. (My friend has played for over 2 years while I have only played since September 2015).

The reason I really like the game is because over time I got better. From only playing on easy, having trouble with medium, and failing on hard. When I full combo Aishiteru Banzai on hard, I was really happy. Eventually I started playing on expert (the biggest difficulty for me was to get over the fact that I won't be getting Full Combos like on hard) and eventually I started Full Comboing them. I never played Guitar Hero or Rock Band on difficulties higher than medium because I am bad a rhythm games but LL SIF was one I kept at it and got better. Only expert song I cannot clear consistently is Zurui yo Magnetic Today (which sucks because it is the NicoMaki song and I really like it). Master difficulty is a whole 'nother story.

Also Chiduko is probably the gayest character and this is now like my favorite pairing.

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Oh, yeah, cool, yeah, put the Negev back in for 2000$ in Competetive when I wanted to have a few chill matches ON MY FUCKING HOLIDAYS YOU FCUKING CUNTS HOLY FUCK

Yeah, I'm unlikely to get too into it. I really don't understand half the game, and I'm mainly just doing stuff more or less at random so I can play more lives and collect cards. No idea what gold does, no idea how to figure out what makes a good team, no idea how to use appeals at all.

But hey, got a rare Nico today so that's cool.

Good team for now is just your highest scorers in certain attributes. So for smile, just put the 9 idols with the highest smile score.

That is all you need to do if you if you don't play events.

Rare and up have skills. These proc randomly when their conditions are met (like every 20 perfects or every 28 notes) and they will help you with like stamina recovery or bonus points or increasing timing windows.

I don't know what attribute "smile" is. or what any of the attributes do in fact. There's ones with abstract symbols and different colours, but there's no tooltip or anything that helps me.

Smile is red. Pure is green. Cool is blue. Just use the auto team button for now. It should be enough if all you are doing is starting out.

There should be some information if you select Other in the bottom left and then go to Hints.

Wow, I had no idea that Love Live got a worldwide release and that there are some game-original characters... maybe they'll make an anime with all those new people some time. Still not really interested in it, especially since I'm already hopelessly addicted to one admittedly trite mobile game, but i suppose that it's nice that it's out there in case I ever want to give it a go.

The game original characters are cool.

Here are the translated 4komas:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SchoolIdolFestival/wiki/tenfes

Ugh, Fate/Grand Order is getting an english release now and I can't carry over my account. MY SABERFACE TEAM! Okita, Mordred, Nero Bride, Artoria, MHX! Plus Waver and Jack is such a waste not to have.

YEEESS!! After 30 hours I have finally become Gundam

That doesn't look like Exia.

Yes it does, it's the Exia Avalanche painted green because Dan Green won't have it otherwise

Did they also tell you that you could become anything?

There's no "they" here, only my mommy

I was eerily close to finally getting into the Love Live craze and playing Love Live but... my phone keeps shutting down when the Launching Application screen thing is at 99%, so I guess it's not happening. I am kinda sad since I did want to give it a try but at the same time... whew, I sure dodged a bullet there, I surely would have become just as addicted to this as I become to every other game I play (unless there's a way to fix it, I suppose, in which case I'm just delaying my inevitable destruction).

Edit: Now that I'm reading a bit more about it, it's probably just 'cause I don't have enough storage. Ah, the woes of having a shitty 4 GB phone.

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I'm finding on Love Live, when you have to hit the two furthest girls at the same time, I almost always miss on the left one, even on easy. Can't really figure out why.

What is the gold good for anyway? I haven't actually spent it on anything so far and I keep piling it up.

Gold is used when doing practices (levelling up/idolizing). Also during certain events you use it to buy bonuses. The current event is just tokens.