I recall seeing one of these "as seen on tv" catalogues in the late 90s/early 2000s... and it contained adds for some rather suspiciously shaped massagers.
"God, you're so annoying.... and pretty... And I can't stand you, I... how can you be so cute? It's not fair, you really piss me off- why can't I stop thinking about you?!"
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(thinks: "what are these feelings...?")
@nidienne hanamaru kunikida is her name but she always finish her sentences with "zura" is like the "datebayo" from naruto so yoshiko who is her chilhood friend (kinda) calls her zuramaru