Suuu..
You choose sofa over rocking chair? Thats not original, u know..
I know, but sofas got more swaaaag! I'mma be a swagma when I get old. v.v
I read your story about the chopstick and I was dying from laughing so hard lol
I laughed for literal days after it had happened. I mean, my throat was sore AF for a while, but the absurdity of the situation was just too much to not laugh. XD
Random
Has anybody noticed that Adele made a song called When we were young when she's like not even 30 years old? Like WTF man? The lyrics sound like she's some middle age woman who's singing about a guy she hasn't seen since graduation or something. Woman, you're not even 30! Stop pretending you've so much life experience and so much to get nostalgic over. o.0
And WTF is up with Rihanna's new song???
*Werk werk werk werk werk werk
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Werk werk werk werk werk werk
kshgdezusikdfnjdksl
Dur dur dur dur dur dur
ezurieokdmfnhrufjmd
Na na na na na na
Like, WTF is that?
Bitch, you trippin! Share sum of that stuff you on, it seems like good shit. o.0
BRB. Gonna walk the dog