^Uh

It's the best.

Disney Exec 1: "MCU is donezo. What if we... hear me out... start the 'Baywatch Cinematic Universe'?"
Disney CEO: "I dunno..."
Disney Exec 1: "What if they're lesbians?"
Disney CEO: "... SHEER GENIUS! Get whoever owns the IP on the phone and get this hero a corner office, stat!"

I love this Ship

Today's batch is Asphyxiation-heavy. Not that I mind, especially with these two.

^ Uhm... he's Yuri!

^ To everyone's great dismay. Look, her choker even explicitly marks the ideal finger position for maximal one-handed squeezeability!

^ And what? Go without a pretty and mentally unstable wife? Absolutely not

Ah so cute~ ^_^

This is a Yuri couple apparently

Holy shit the Doraemon ship that my 10 years old missed !!!

Never expect to see Doraemon here tbh

^Gotta just make fanart where all these characters are girls instead

^Find a mentally stable wife in another country is what I think the best option would be lol

I'm not familiar with this game yet but this is a tough choice.....is she holding a brick?

Next time she gets on your case, IRyS, give her a taste of her own medicine. You'll pick up Calliope's undeniable scent.

^Yeah that's a brick, she's rather uh...intense to say the least >.>

^^Tamamo calling the Female Master "Husband" is simply the writer's way of keeping the Male Master's script for both player avatars.

Whether this is simply due to the localization, or was a part of the original Japanese script, I do not know.

What I do know is that while it is funny, it is also probably due to laziness.

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^Look, as much as lesbian Nani and the lifeguard going on adventures would be adorable, that company would NEVER make a movie solely about lesbians having the times of their lives.
Because they don't care about cute romance stories anymore.

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^Well in at least Extella both master options have CG art that's unique to them, and from my understanding Hakuno/Hakunon have some differences in general. Then there's FGO where Morgan says husband or wife depending on your master. So I don't think Tamamo's single word choice is laziness and it's more so that she views herself as the wife, and the player as her husband regardless of gender. A character quirk of hers is how I think of it anyhow.

WAIT ROO ROCKDROP ART ON DYNASTY
MOOT MADE IT:0000

Fuck yeah, mentally unstable wife, here I come!

I don't know why but shuffling your cat's face in your mouth is a requirement. At least once.

when you're both self-healing immortals, foreplay can get... violent

lmao