"Hello mortal, we are going to have sex now"

Typical divinity.

Yeah, man, what with all these sex robots and hot aliens and angels and elves and goddesses descending into my bedroom, I can’t EVER get any sleep. It’s really terrible.

Now I'm imagining the manga about the person who's like that--every time they look around there's another one--oh wait, that's a typical shounen harem manga, never mind.

https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/im_the_main_character_of_a_harem_manga_but_im_gay_so_every_day_is_hell_for_me

Wish granted.

Dear bedding goddess, I have been good this year so....

"Hello mortal, we are going to have sex now"

Typical divinity.

TFW you’re an Ancient Greek.

Whatever religion this goddess is under, i wanna bloody follow it!

this is serously normal because you neck hurt you must just sign for goddes who will have her way with you and eventually will stay with you as well

Uhmmmm my neck suddenly started to hurt too...goddess?

you can make a religion out of this