Ok translation.
Here's my proofreader's crack at it:

Brunette: Although they're small, they're beautiful and soft and so wonderful to rub!
Blonde: Ah! Please don't rub so hard! It feels too good...mmm...I'll lose my mind!

Or this is just a big joke and I fell for it.

Is "Hrnnnngh" the sound of a yuri-induced heart attack?
I've seen it used around the forums.
What's the usual recovery time/treatment?

last edited at May 27, 2018 12:29AM

This is so cute, I love them even more ♡ (although, I prefer YouRiko)

last edited at May 26, 2018 11:31PM

Oh yes, I am so happy; please yuri goddess give me more honkai yuri

Always good to see Jeanne domming Jalter.

I am not tired to said this: God bless you Pito-senpai, I'm in love with him KananMari's arts (actually, all the art) (ﾉ*>∀<)ﾉ♡

Don't worry Eleanor love, Magilou's destination is just around the corner, you're next on Demon of Love's arms

last edited at May 27, 2018 1:29AM

Well, thank you for finding this
Nozomi x Eli are embracing so i suppose their tags are missing

Also: Why are Nozo and Eli covering their eyes? I can't imagine that they're actually embarrassed by this.

They're obviously drunk of love

I dunno if Nico is, but it sure looks like Honks is losing her HP bar pretty quickly.

It is pretty fun that Honoka is losing her HP to a fruit juicy

last edited at May 26, 2018 11:56PM

These lesbians and their giant holographic projections while I'm trying to eat outside.

I wonder how much hair gel it takes to shape those spikes.

Wait, what do those shirts say?
Creaty Dead?
Creepy dread?

That unicorn horn looks like it might be dangerous.
Need to put a cork or something on that thing.

Awww, that's cute! Made my day ^-^

A hit and run.
Chase her down Ymir!

Why does raccoon have both of them on the apron and fennec only have raccoon?
Also, the kids look human.
I think I'm missing something.

I SUPER SHIP THESE TWO

So cute :3

Dynasty has such good ideas for pick up lines/smoothe innuendo.

A sleeping tag would be nice.
Also, I love the colors here.

last edited at May 27, 2018 12:19AM

^ I don't know, the risk of losing an eyeball during sex makes it more exciting. Or so I heard.

How playing an epic game of ninja leads to a yuri ending.

last edited at May 27, 2018 12:28AM

continue : and... i love your little sister.

Said it once, will say it again: Married couple Yukaran is the best.
Chen's reactions make this even better.

Nozoeli: we don't know these children

"Creaty" or "Creatie" is Momo's hero name. Create + y (or ie).

Why Jiro's shirt says "Dead" will likely forever be a mystery.