Both sound like this, which is already tagged, but the second also sounds kind of like this. You know I've been lurking a long time because I didn't think of either as old until I looked at the release dates of 11 and 7 years ago.
I keep seeing someone's profile pic of a guy walking in on a popular girl or whatever hugging some doll or something. I recall reading it before and I found it amusing enough, but I can't recall the name. I was also looking for this thing with a white transfer student who is constantly stereotyped by a Japanese girl... and then it ends with sex. Does anyone know what these things are?