First page reminds me of a comedy sketch that the music band of a kin of mine did with a very tall band member, a very short one, a double bass and an ukelele. "Hello, I'm Groover. Now this musician is far and his instrument is near, but this other musician is near and his instrument is far [switch instruments]. And now this musician is far and is instrument is far, and this other musician is near and his instument is also near," Rinse and repeat until the audience can't take it anymore.
