so here I am working away when i hear things crashing and running around upstairs and then a couple of screams.. Im like should i call the cops?? Then a call comes in from my upstairs housemates. (i rent a basement apartment) the girls upstairs need me to come capture a hornet that has gotten into the house.... So i find my spare key for their house, and walk in to find all 3 of them hiding under the dinning room table -____- lol Im like okaaayyyy, were is this big bad wolf. >___< took me like 3 mins to locate and put it in a cup and let it go, poor thing was more scared of them.
Good thing is that they were making breakfast so now Im happy having stuffed my face XD

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Similar thing happened to me and Su once. It was one evening just a few weeks after we had moved in together. Around 10pm, there's suddenly a knock on the door. Su, on edge as she always uses to be in suspicious situations like that, grabs her knife and answers the door while I stand behind her, armed with a broom (you know, just in case. In Berlin, you never know.) So we open the door only to find the grandma living next door standing there, looking terrified. And she goes: "Good evening. You're lesbians, right? Could you please help me out with something?" (It wasn't until then that I knew there was a stereotype about homosexuals apparently loving to help pretty much anyone who asks nicely enough. Live and learn, I guess?) Turns out what she needed help with was an absolutely gigantic, most certainly 100% lethal spider the size of my eye, which had sneakily invaded her home and was now menacingly sitting on the wall next to her couch, probably plotting how to cruelly murder her in her sleep. So me and my fearless, selfless, heroic girlfriend went over there and punched the spider dead.
(Su literally punched the spider, by the way. We went over there, she stared at the small black monster on the wall, then stared at the grandma like "=___= Really?" before pulling a paper tissue out of her pocket, wrapping it around her knuckles and then punching the spider. The lady stared at her like she couldn't believe what she had just seen and Su, while she put the ruined tissue back in her pocket, just goes "Better wipe that away before it dries" before swagging out of there. xD)

last edited at May 20, 2016 11:50AM

Similar thing happened to me and Su once. It was one evening just a few weeks after we had moved in together. Around 10pm, there's suddenly a knock on the door. Su, on edge as she always uses to be in suspicious situations like that, grabs her knife and answers the door while I stand behind her, armed with a broom (you know, just in case. In Berlin, you never know.) So we open the door only to find the grandma living next door standing there, looking terrified. And she goes: "Good evening. You're lesbians, right? Could you please help me out with something?" (It wasn't until then that I knew there was a stereotype about homosexuals apparently loving to help pretty much anyone who asks nicely enough. Live and learn, I guess?) Turns out what she needed help with was an absolutely gigantic, most certainly 100% lethal spider the size of my eye, which had sneakily invaded her home and was now menacingly sitting on the wall next to her couch, probably plotting how to cruelly murder her in her sleep. So me and my fearless, selfless, heroic girlfriend went over there and punched the spider dead.
(Su literally punched the spider, by the way. We went over there, she stared at the small black monster on the wall, then stared at the grandma like "=___= Really?" before pulling a paper tissue out of her pocket, wrapping it around her knuckles and then punching the spider. The lady stared at her like she couldn't believe what she had just seen and Su, while she put the ruined tissue back in her pocket, just goes "Better wipe that away before it dries" before swagging out of there. xD)

Lol... Su is surely so cool...

Lol... Su is surely so cool...

lol Yes, her and that knife. XD

@Lin. Talking about spiders reminded me of my recent experiences with them. In one encounter i went to the bathroom on the lower level. Without looking in the toilet i just sat. When i finished and stood up and saw the black thing swimming down there, it scared the shit of me. I quickly flushed it down the drain. Then the other day i also went to use the bathroom. This time i used the upper level bathroom. As i was sitting i saw this big spider climbing her web up and down right in front it. Since i had no time to think i just grabbed the paper tisse and sqeezed it. Yes, i did apologize to the spider for killing it, but no one gets to see me doing #1 or #2 in the bathroom.

hey kitkat what u been up to?

She is preparing her wedding. This summer.

wahhhhh did she finally confess to newp how adorable XD

Newp and I were sooooo over. Almost a month now xD

jeez i cant keep up with all your affairs. Who's the lucky gal this month llama?

Lol. Kk guys. I need to gooo~~
Need to work xD

Mehhh... running away...

I didn't run away earlier okk~~
Work comes first and now I'm back xD

hey kitkat what u been up to?

She is preparing her wedding. This summer.

wahhhhh did she finally confess to newp how adorable XD

I hv no idea who, but obviously not Newp. Newp is Azai's ftm.

Nope not me. Im commited to my waifu Azai ' 3 '

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hey kitkat what u been up to?

She is preparing her wedding. This summer.

wahhhhh did she finally confess to newp how adorable XD

I hv no idea who, but obviously not Newp. Newp is Azai's ftm.

Nope not me. Im commited to my waifu Azai + 3+

I'm committed to mine too xD

hey kitkat what u been up to?

She is preparing her wedding. This summer.

wahhhhh did she finally confess to newp how adorable XD

I hv no idea who, but obviously not Newp. Newp is Azai's ftm.

Nope not me. Im commited to my waifu Azai + 3+

I'm committed to mine too xD

Who is yours now? Is this your second or third marriage?

hey kitkat what u been up to?

She is preparing her wedding. This summer.

wahhhhh did she finally confess to newp how adorable XD

I hv no idea who, but obviously not Newp. Newp is Azai's ftm.

Nope not me. Im commited to my waifu Azai + 3+

I'm committed to mine too xD

/Looks at newp/ Looks at kit/ Looks back and forth btwn the two/
Hhmmmm XD

sooooooo this has been a fun day so far. Any plans for tonight foxy peeps?

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hey kitkat what u been up to?

She is preparing her wedding. This summer.

wahhhhh did she finally confess to newp how adorable XD

I hv no idea who, but obviously not Newp. Newp is Azai's ftm.

Nope not me. Im commited to my waifu Azai ' 3 '

Newp i guess you must very loyal to your waifu. She barely appears with you. You and KK have too many marriages.

hey kitkat what u been up to?

She is preparing her wedding. This summer.

wahhhhh did she finally confess to newp how adorable XD

I hv no idea who, but obviously not Newp. Newp is Azai's ftm.

Nope not me. Im commited to my waifu Azai + 3+

I'm committed to mine too xD

/Looks at newp/ Looks at kit/ Looks back and forth btwn the two/
Hhmmmm XD

O.O
What is that hmmmm for ?? XD

sooooooo this has been a fun day so far. Any plans for tonight foxy peeps?

Nope. No plans at all for tonight xD
And you ?? Are you done with your intern ?? Or just starting ?? XD

mvl
It is gonna be my first official marriage so far xD

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You and KK have too many marriages.

Agreed. They're both like Britney Spears and K-Fed, just without the surprise babies.

Any plans for tonight foxy peeps?

Trying to talk some sense into my stomach. "Look, either you stop growling or you stop barfing, it's either one or the other. Both just doesn't work." He's not listening so far. =_=

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Kitkat since it is your first officia marriage. Tell us who is it? I have never heard about your third or fourth marriage. I should try my second marriage too. It must be fun to keep remarrying with different people.

@Lin looks like multi marriages are fun. I will follow Newp and KitKat's crazy ways of love

wahhhhh did she finally confess to newp how adorable XD

I hv no idea who, but obviously not Newp. Newp is Azai's ftm.

Nope not me. Im commited to my waifu Azai + 3+

I'm committed to mine too xD

you guys commit and commit really fast. o____o

/Looks at newp/ Looks at kit/ Looks back and forth btwn the two/
Hhmmmm XD

O.O
What is that hmmmm for ?? XD

XD

sooooooo this has been a fun day so far. Any plans for tonight foxy peeps?

Nope. No plans at all for tonight xD
And you ?? Are you done with your intern ?? Or just starting ?? XD

intern has been at my place since the afternoon put her to sleep and kept working XD
Im making dinner, she wants to join me at this Lez party im playing at tonight. dont know how that will play out wish me luck.

Lin do u have a stomach virus =(

wahhhhh did she finally confess to newp how adorable XD

I hv no idea who, but obviously not Newp. Newp is Azai's ftm.

Nope not me. Im commited to my waifu Azai + 3+

I'm committed to mine too xD

you guys commit and commit really fast. o____o

No choice but to commit >.<

/Looks at newp/ Looks at kit/ Looks back and forth btwn the two/
Hhmmmm XD

O.O
What is that hmmmm for ?? XD

XD

sooooooo this has been a fun day so far. Any plans for tonight foxy peeps?

Nope. No plans at all for tonight xD
And you ?? Are you done with your intern ?? Or just starting ?? XD

intern has been at my place since the afternoon put her to sleep and kept working XD
Im making dinner, she wants to join me at this Lez party im playing at tonight. dont know how that will play out wish me luck.

Why do you always have a fun Friday D;
I wanna tag along tooooo =__________=

And I kinda don't believe that you just put your intern to sleep and didn't do anything naughty to her >.>

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Nope not me. Im commited to my waifu Azai + 3+

I'm committed to mine too xD

you guys commit and commit really fast. o____o

No choice but to commit >.<

sooooooo this has been a fun day so far. Any plans for tonight foxy peeps?

Nope. No plans at all for tonight xD
And you ?? Are you done with your intern ?? Or just starting ?? XD

intern has been at my place since the afternoon put her to sleep and kept working XD
Im making dinner, she wants to join me at this Lez party im playing at tonight. dont know how that will play out wish me luck.

Why do you always have a fun Friday D;
I wanna tag along tooooo =__________=

Come visit, I'll show u a good time XD

And I kinda don't believe that you just put your intern to sleep and didn't do anything naughty to her >.>

lol that one really just flew past u -___- never said i didnt do anything naughty before she passed out ;D

Nope not me. Im commited to my waifu Azai + 3+

I'm committed to mine too xD

you guys commit and commit really fast. o____o

No choice but to commit >.<

sooooooo this has been a fun day so far. Any plans for tonight foxy peeps?

Nope. No plans at all for tonight xD
And you ?? Are you done with your intern ?? Or just starting ?? XD

intern has been at my place since the afternoon put her to sleep and kept working XD
Im making dinner, she wants to join me at this Lez party im playing at tonight. dont know how that will play out wish me luck.

Why do you always have a fun Friday D;
I wanna tag along tooooo =__________=

Come visit, I'll show u a good time XD

I definitely should come visit youuuuu~~
I bet it will be a good time if I did
<3

And I kinda don't believe that you just put your intern to sleep and didn't do anything naughty to her >.>

lol that one really just flew past u -___- never said i didnt do anything naughty before she passed out ;D

Ohhhh~
Daaaaamn. I'm so slow =_=
fuck
Hahahahh

hey kitkat what u been up to?

She is preparing her wedding. This summer.

wahhhhh did she finally confess to newp how adorable XD

I hv no idea who, but obviously not Newp. Newp is Azai's ftm.

Nope not me. Im commited to my waifu Azai ' 3 '

Newp i guess you must very loyal to your waifu. She barely appears with you. You and KK have too many marriages.

Shes busy with work lately.. waifu has long shifts and long nights :(
And whaat ? Only two :p kitkat probably has 474737373 more though ~

hey kitkat what u been up to?

She is preparing her wedding. This summer.

wahhhhh did she finally confess to newp how adorable XD

I hv no idea who, but obviously not Newp. Newp is Azai's ftm.

Nope not me. Im commited to my waifu Azai ' 3 '

Newp i guess you must very loyal to your waifu. She barely appears with you. You and KK have too many marriages.

Shes busy with work lately.. waifu has long shifts and long nights :(
And whaat ? Only two :p kitkat probably has 474737373 more though ~

Heeyyyyy. Heeeey hey !!!
What do you mean I have 474737373 more ?!
Dude. I'm freaking loyal to my waifuu and her pantsuu okk~~
Hahahahha

hey kitkat what u been up to?

She is preparing her wedding. This summer.

wahhhhh did she finally confess to newp how adorable XD

I hv no idea who, but obviously not Newp. Newp is Azai's ftm.

Nope not me. Im commited to my waifu Azai ' 3 '

Newp i guess you must very loyal to your waifu. She barely appears with you. You and KK have too many marriages.

Shes busy with work lately.. waifu has long shifts and long nights :(
And whaat ? Only two :p kitkat probably has 474737373 more though ~

Heeyyyyy. Heeeey hey !!!
What do you mean I have 474737373 more ?!
Dude. I'm freaking loyal to my waifuu and her pantsuu okk~~
Hahahahha

Lmao your wifey and I were wearing the exact same one yesterday... I couldnt stop laughing XD

Newp and KitKit both of you have at least the same amount of marriages. Come on share your gf, your wives, your mistresses, and your exes with everyone. Hahaha...

hey kitkat what u been up to?

She is preparing her wedding. This summer.

wahhhhh did she finally confess to newp how adorable XD

I hv no idea who, but obviously not Newp. Newp is Azai's ftm.

Nope not me. Im commited to my waifu Azai ' 3 '

Newp i guess you must very loyal to your waifu. She barely appears with you. You and KK have too many marriages.

Shes busy with work lately.. waifu has long shifts and long nights :(
And whaat ? Only two :p kitkat probably has 474737373 more though ~

Heeyyyyy. Heeeey hey !!!
What do you mean I have 474737373 more ?!
Dude. I'm freaking loyal to my waifuu and her pantsuu okk~~
Hahahahha

Lmao your wifey and I were wearing the exact same one yesterday... I couldnt stop laughing XD

You got matching ones too. Damn. You guys really are so much alike xD
Like hooooow do you even like almost the same thing ?!

Newp and KitKit both of you have at least the same amount of marriages. Come on share your gf, your wives, your mistresses, and your exes with everyone. Hahaha...

Newp. Azais butt is mine and mine only.

kitkat hahahah pure coincedence xD

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