Gracious Llama
I definitely need to give memes a go. hahaha

tofu-san, what have you done to me?

I tofucked you and you liked it.

OH. MY. GOD.

Someone just hold on the kanojo for gods sake!!

Kanojo had to help. Only have one hand right now, remember?

wait.. what? o.O
oh, well, if she's not out for my blood then, it's fine.

No promises, but I imagine you would like her more anyway since she tops like she's on a mission

If you don't mind sharing then... damn slutty slutty bottom genes
I think this is a trap

I don't particularly enjoy sharing, but I have the heart of academic and it's for your education. I'd have to at least observe to make sure it's being done properly. does it really matter if it's a trap?

Azai
Hahahahaha yessss memes! >:D

huuuuuuuuugggggg??? ;_;
(sorry for being irrelevant)

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If you don't mind sharing then... damn slutty slutty bottom genes
I think this is a trap

I don't particularly enjoy sharing, but I have the heart of academic and it's for your education. I'd have to at least observe to make sure it's being done properly. does it really matter if it's a trap?

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/59974921.jpg

I just told kanojo that if my hand doesn't heal soon I might have find someone to help me satisfy her and she said, "I've already told you the only way we're having a threesome is if it's Anna Kendrick. I'd do bad bad things to both of you." terrifying :P

Hang in there, Fay.

last edited at Apr 11, 2016 10:31PM

If you don't mind sharing then... damn slutty slutty bottom genes
I think this is a trap

I don't particularly enjoy sharing, but I have the heart of academic and it's for your education. I'd have to at least observe to make sure it's being done properly. does it really matter if it's a trap?

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/59974921.jpg

I just told kanojo that if my hand doesn't heal soon I might have find someone to help me satisfy her and she said, "I've already told you the only way we're having a threesome is if it's Anna Kendrick. I'd do bad bad things to both of you." terrifying :P

Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）
Great that I got away just in time, I'm safe I guess... I've never been so glad that I'm going to be away from this thread for 2 days.
Lmao at Anna Kendrick's mention

last edited at Apr 11, 2016 10:36PM

If you don't mind sharing then... damn slutty slutty bottom genes
I think this is a trap

I don't particularly enjoy sharing, but I have the heart of academic and it's for your education. I'd have to at least observe to make sure it's being done properly. does it really matter if it's a trap?

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/59974921.jpg

I just told kanojo that if my hand doesn't heal soon I might have find someone to help me satisfy her and she said, "I've already told you the only way we're having a threesome is if it's Anna Kendrick. I'd do bad bad things to both of you." terrifying :P

Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）
Great that I got away just in time, I'm safe I guess... I've never been so glad that I'm going to be away from this thread for 2 days.
Lmao at Anna Kendrick's mention

Getting away just when I was asserting my pervy dominance all over you. Pity. She loves that bitch lol eyeroll

If you don't mind sharing then... damn slutty slutty bottom genes
I think this is a trap

I don't particularly enjoy sharing, but I have the heart of academic and it's for your education. I'd have to at least observe to make sure it's being done properly. does it really matter if it's a trap?

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/59974921.jpg

I just told kanojo that if my hand doesn't heal soon I might have find someone to help me satisfy her and she said, "I've already told you the only way we're having a threesome is if it's Anna Kendrick. I'd do bad bad things to both of you." terrifying :P

Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）
Great that I got away just in time, I'm safe I guess... I've never been so glad that I'm going to be away from this thread for 2 days.
Lmao at Anna Kendrick's mention

Getting away just when I was asserting my pervy dominance all over you. Pity. She loves that bitch lol eyeroll

Play your game right next time. Does she forces you to watch Pitch Perfect? I can't imagine that lol

Does she forces you to watch Pitch Perfect? I can't imagine that lol

I got out of the first one but saw it on an airplane. Second one I saw with her. Do things you don't like once in awhile. The sex is exceptional afterward :P

okay, listen, this program is annoying, it has a bunch of weird ways to do easy things and it crashes all the time... but on TOP of that it has to be ALL SASSY! no seriously! sometimes I press ctrl + z and it can't undo and it goes like "what's done is done" It makes me want to strangle it alive ^-^**

Faylicia
Yeah I think it was because too many people were choking on the toy this is why we can't have nice things -_-

Chocking on whaaaat?! I tottaly missed this side conversation and now you blame me for being lewd. lol

Hahaha Kinder Surprise Eggs were banned in the US because of a choking hazard XD

U sure? I thought it's banned bcoz of cancer issue for the wax coating..

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Faylicia
Yeah I think it was because too many people were choking on the toy this is why we can't have nice things -_-

Chocking on whaaaat?! I tottaly missed this side conversation and now you blame me for being lewd. lol

Hahaha Kinder Surprise Eggs were banned in the US because of a choking hazard XD

U sure? I thought it's banned bcoz of cancer issue for the wax coating..

Pretty sure it was because of the small toys inside of the eggs that served as a choking hazard. One reason why they actually don't have toys that you can assemble anymore . Nowadays it just comes as a whole piece.. which is so boring and not fun at all @_@ (care to correct me if Im wrong. I just noticed that from the few I've eaten :P)

Anyway.. whats this about being Tofucked Azai dofu.. XD h-how does this even work???

Pretty sure it was because of the small toys inside of the eggs that served as a choking hazard. One reason why they actually don't have toys that you can assemble anymore . Nowadays it just comes as a whole piece.. which is so boring and not fun at all @_@ (care to correct me if Im wrong. I just noticed that from the few I've eaten :P)

Damnn...
I dont buy Kinder bcoz of hoax information..

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In Germany, surprise eggs are still like they always were. They either come with little figures you can collect or with fun little toys you can assemble. xD I remember when the US banned them, people in Germany were laughing their asses off. Apparently, surprise eggs need to be banned, because kids can choke on parts of the toys, but teaching kids how to shoot a gun while you actually have a gun in your home that you don't keep locked away is perfectly safe. #SuperiorLogic

Anyway, good morning ya'll! :-)

In Germany, surprise eggs are still like they always were. They either come with little figures you can collect or with fun little toys you can assemble. xD I remember when the US banned them, people in Germany were laughing their asses off. Apparently, surprise eggs need to be banned, because kids can choke on parts of the toys, but teaching kids how to shoot a gun while you actually have a gun in your home that you don't keep locked away is perfectly safe. #SuperiorLogic

Anyway, good morning ya'll! :-)

Good morning, Lin.. :D

I agree.. This obviously the parent's lack monitoring.. Kids will always find sth to throw into their mouth..
We still have Kindey Joy here..

I agree.. This obviously the parent's lack monitoring.. Kids will always find sth to throw into their mouth..

I know right? It even says so in each and every assembly manual of the toys: "Not suitable for kids younger than 4 years old. Please watch your kid when they assemble the toy." And even without that very clear hint, it should go without saying, that you shouldn't just give a small kid, who basically use their mouth as a third hand, a toy like that without watching them. Either let them play with stuff they can't choke on or be a responsible parent and watch them when they play. /shakes head/

Hihi, I'm gonna bring Timmy to visit Su with me today and I didn't tell her anything. She will be sooo happy. xD I just hope I won't give her a heart attack. ^_^;

In Germany, surprise eggs are still like they always were. They either come with little figures you can collect or with fun little toys you can assemble. xD I remember when the US banned them, people in Germany were laughing their asses off. Apparently, surprise eggs need to be banned, because kids can choke on parts of the toys, but teaching kids how to shoot a gun while you actually have a gun in your home that you don't keep locked away is perfectly safe. #SuperiorLogic

Anyway, good morning ya'll! :-)

This. Deserves. Upvotes.

Morning, Lin and Rainy (again lol)

Lin how's Su doing? Can't wait to see her back. I'm sending my wishes and prayers to her. I hope she's also not super bored.

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Morning, Azai & Mvl :-)

@Mvl:
She's at the stage where she's being a bit (or rather a whole lot, lol) of a baby about having to stay in hospital for a long time, but she'll get over it. At the very latest, once her dad comes along and gives her the "you are the child of a soldier and soldiers do not whine" speech, she'll drop it. xD Physically, she's feeling a lot better already though. :-)

Oh yeah, anyone other than Azai want me to say something to her today? If so, speak now. I got my notebook in hand right now. xD

Morning, Azai & Mvl :-)

@Mvl:
She's at the stage where she's being a bit (or rather a whole lot, lol) of a baby about having to stay in hospital for a long time, but she'll get over it. At the very latest, once her dad comes along and gives her the "you are the child of a soldier and soldiers do not whine" speech, she'll drop it. xD Physically, she's feeling a lot better already though. :-)

Oh yeah, anyone other than Azai want me to say something to her today? If so, speak now. I got my notebook in hand right now. xD

Well...tell her to listen to you hehehe. She needs to get well soon and come here to be lovey dovey with you again. Here is also my invisible virtual bouquet of flowers to help brighten her day.

In Germany, surprise eggs are still like they always were. They either come with little figures you can collect or with fun little toys you can assemble. xD I remember when the US banned them, people in Germany were laughing their asses off. Apparently, surprise eggs need to be banned, because kids can choke on parts of the toys, but teaching kids how to shoot a gun while you actually have a gun in your home that you don't keep locked away is perfectly safe. #SuperiorLogic

U.S. gun laws are atrocious and are lobbied so hard that safety measures that the vast majority of Americans agree to are repeatedly shotdown by Congress. So much for representing the people. The right to bear arms has turned into the right to defy logic

Hihi, I'm gonna bring Timmy to visit Su with me today and I didn't tell her anything. She will be sooo happy. xD I just hope I won't give her a heart attack. ^_^;

On a lighter note, this is very cute :)

Eggy in a basket with bacon and grilled tomatoes for breakfast today ^^ Can't wait for kanojo to wake up.

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Oh yeah, anyone other than Azai want me to say something to her today? If so, speak now. I got my notebook in hand right now. xD

Please tell her that I've never done it in a hospital bed and that I think she should give it a go and report back. Only if the doctor says it's okay, of course, o_o'

last edited at Apr 12, 2016 5:28AM

Oh yeah, anyone other than Azai want me to say something to her today? If so, speak now. I got my notebook in hand right now. xD

Please tell her that I've never done it in a hospital bed and that I think she should give it a go and report back.

Lol. Dofu!

Lin

anyone other than Azai

Where is this coming from? XD

Well, Su will not super bored if she can get connected to us again.. XD Say to her too bad that she looses many crazy things here.. this will make her sulks again

And this too: " You better hangin' there unless we will miss the rocking chair and socks knitting stuff.." and could u also pinch her cheeks for me or if its fine, her tummy.. i would appreciate that.. :D

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Lin

anyone other than Azai

Where is this coming from? XD

Well, Su will not super bored if she can get connected to us again.. XD Say to her too bad that she looses many crazy things here.. this will make her sulks again

Yesterday I asked Lin to tell Su about some tomatoes. Long story. xD

dofudofu

Eggy in a basket with bacon and grilled tomatoes for breakfast today ^^ Can't wait for kanojo to wake up.

That's also pretty cute. ^^

I'm off to work. See you guys.