This entire convo actually just reminded me of one of my ex boyfriends, Chris. XD I came over to his and just barged into his room without knocking (bad habit, I dropped it by now) and found he was watching lesbian porn. This is how the convo went:
Me: stares at thumb of paused video You don't actually believe this crap, do you?
Chris: o.o...You mean this isn't how you do it?
Me: -.- No. Not even close.
Chris: (OoO) So they've been lying!
Me: lounges on his bed They're called porn actors for a reason, y'know.
Chris: But then how am I gonna find out the truth?
Me: o.0 The truth?
Chris: About lesbian sex. pause ... Can you show me?
Me: -.- I won't have sex with a girl in front of you.
Chris: You don't have to. Just, tonight.... absolutely serious and determined face Su.
Me: o.o...
Chris: Tonight, fuck me like a lesbian.
Needless to say, I doubled over with laughter. Chris back then actually kind of reminds me of you, Fay. He was just as naive and curious. XD