This is gold

Replaced old version with updated one, the one that went up before was a QC version, new one is improved.

I'll take "shit that won't happen no matter how hard we wish upon a star" for $500, Jerry

You know this is not real because there were no tentacles or vibrators involved in that porn video.

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Never thought I’d see those two words in the same sentence.

uhhh, this story was kinda pointless, wasn't it? Are things like this known to actually happen? It just felt to me like it was some weird fantasy that wasn't developed into really anything in this story. I'd understand it if it had actually happened to the author or something.

Since when did a story need a point other than to entertain?

That's not what I meant. It's just that the author brought this ridiculous premise of someone getting saved by porn and didn't really do anything with it. It bothered me. I didn't want to come out so negative, though, I like this author and got confused because I was expecting something better from them. Maybe people who can relate to this fantasy will get more enjoyment

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uhhh, this story was kinda pointless, wasn't it? Are things like this known to actually happen? It just felt to me like it was some weird fantasy that wasn't developed into really anything in this story. I'd understand it if it had actually happened to the author or something.

Since when did a story need a point other than to entertain?

That's not what I meant. It's just that the author brought this ridiculous premise of someone getting saved by porn and didn't really do anything with it. It bothered me. I didn't want to come out so negative, though, I like this author and got confused because I was expecting something better from them. Maybe people who can relate to this fantasy will get more enjoyment

Isn’t Susuki Senpai aways writing comedy stories with a lighthearted approach? They are a solid writer but I wouldn’t expect a fleshed out story or a meaningful work from them.

"i was saved by porn"
Alright this is getting a bit weird to me.

Damn that girl really likes porn

This reminded me of the story of a man who over three decades ago was in the lowest low point of his life, possibly even suicidal... and he went to watch a Superman movie, where said Man of Steel proved to be such an inspirational paragon that he, despite being a fictional character, managed to save this man and give new meaning to his life. Eventually he became a comic book writer, and went on to write some of the greatest Superman comics ever.

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Mark Waid.

Thanks @MarqFJA87, it felt good to have a bit of assurance in life again

huh...

porn saves lives!!

uhhh, this story was kinda pointless, wasn't it? Are things like this known to actually happen? It just felt to me like it was some weird fantasy that wasn't developed into really anything in this story. I'd understand it if it had actually happened to the author or something.

you might never know if this actually happens in real life too. thats because these things in real life arent actually popular, so the internet really doesmt give a shit about those events happening so i think it happens