Third wheel-chan must be the girl who steals the umbrella left open on the ground for the abandoned kitties in the cardboard box in the rain, and tells the teacher about the pop quiz they forgot to give. She likely snitches about other girls skirt length, and I bet she loves to spoil movie endings too. Damn-it!
When 3rd-wheel-chan stole the umbrella, A-chan came by and adopted the kitten. But she couldn’t bring it home, so she and her class rival had to come together and take care of the kitten. Despite differences, they sorted it out and bonded, the experience showed them each other’s secret side. Before they knew it, they were falling in love.
When 3rd-wheel-chan reminded the teacher about the pop quiz, C-chan did so terribly on the quiz that she couldn’t hand-wave her childhood friend’s offer to tutor her anymore. Slow burn and 3rd act drama ensues, C-chan finally realized how her childhood friend felt, and oh wow, her heart was beating fast just thinking about it. They confessed their love under the cherry tree.
When 3rd-wheel-chan snitches about E-chan’s skirt length, E-chan was called to the teacher’s office for a talk. That was nothing of note, what interested her, though, was that the class prez was also there for the same reason. Boredom and the gremlin nature motivated E-chan to poke more at the goody-two-shoes class prez. After a few home visits where class prez’s parents are always absence, spare the occasional calls to ask about her studies, E-chan found herself woven into this girl’s life.
“Sometimes I just want to know what it feels like to be a little free.”
“Well, you can’t wear short skirt during school time, but after school should be fine right? I’m in the gardening club! You can always come hang out!”
And so, their evenings were all flowers, cool breezes, and nonsensical conversations. But they also talked about school, and their plans after graduation. E-chan found herself thinking more about the future, as she heard the starry-eyed yet timid class prez talked her goals.
One day, class prez showed up with her skirt length normal. Under E-chan’s questioning gaze, she smiled “I don’t need it anymore. I’m feeling pretty free now.”
She never really liked how short skirts feel anyway.
When 3rd-wheel-chan spoiled a tv show’s ending, the Almighty One was nearby. Such disrespect! No, not just because the Almight One was spoiled about Their favorite show, but also because the ending totally sucks! The Almighty One is unfulfilled! Unacceptable!
The Almighty One found out the reason why the show turned to crap: it was canceled because it had gay in it. Questioning the existence of the human race, The Almighty One flicked a finger. And just like that, all homophobic ideologies disintegrated from the world.
Content, the Almighty One drifted into slumber, murmuring, “Now they can continue making it…”
…
“… Hey 3rd-wheel-chan, that was the ending of another movie.”
“Ohh, is that so? My bad you guys, at least I didn’t spoil anyone this time then.”
Tl;dr: give 3rd-wheel-chan a break yall
