I can almost feel the glitter on this image.

o////////o

Ganyu heard about Edible Arrangements and went "but why tho?"

^ Apparently it was tagged wrong originally.

^ Yeah, that or we're getting the mother and daughter of all sampling biases here, and only the incest stuff is getting upload requests.

"Please don't throw me in the yuri patch" - Koro, probably

Edelgard: "So I guess we're stepsisters now?"

Bea sandwich.

https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/a_drug_that_switches_thoughts_and_words
They should bake that into the cake.

Error: Task failed successfully on that silver vine spray.

You know what would make her happier? Replacing the plushie with actual Nanoha.

Homura.exe froze up due to unexpected input

Eartip touching. How lewd.

Can I just say that I really appreciate Knight Heron's info/credits pages?

Being the empress requires taking on weighty tasks.

Homies for life

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^mom and mom are fighting again.

For those of you who were wondering what this was actually about, it was their Minecraft collab.
Callie would go to sleep, and Kiara would then put her bed next to Callie's and go to sleep. Thus, Callie wakes up in the morning and Kiara is snoozing right next to her.

Power Bottom mode engaged?

They attempted to teach her that 1+1+1+1 = 4. They were unsuccessful.

I want to do some spherical lesbian in a vacuum calcs to figure out just how implausible trying to meet 150,000 people during highschool is.
So, you need to meet 5.7 people per hour. Maybe workable. It'd be like a speed dating setup or something.
Except that you need to sleep. With 16 hours a day meeting people, that's 8.5 people per hour. Still workable.
Now consider classes. I don't know exactly how much time classes, meals, etc take up, but consider at least half of the time. 17.1 people per hour, or less than four minutes a person.
Oh, and consider transit time. Given that the school doesn't look like minecraft entity cramming, it's probably massive to have enough space for all the students. That means our heroine has to spend lots of time traveling to find new girls.
And she has to worry about repeats, too, and misidentifying girls already in a relationship as single, meaning she'll have to actually meet more girls.
So definitely not. Not unless she busts out the shadow clone jutsu.

Cute and Lewd :)

Claire, it would be easier to pretend that you were just ignoring Rei if you weren't holding her hand.

My blood sugar levels are immeasurable and my squeeing is incomprehensible.

So lesbian cat vampires are in fact more traditional than Dracula? Good to know.