Funny that you said literalist. I remember the episode and I remember his exact words were: "She can literally have any man she wants." Literally, he said. Maybe the poor guy was just trying to reinforce his statement and didn't know what "literally" actually means, but that's what he wrote.
That or slavery is legal again.
FWIW I think nitpicking about the meaning of "literally" sounds like pedantry. Lots of people use that word solely for emphasis. It's not a problem, since it's fairly simple to figure out which usage is being implied in each context. People should literally chill out about that.