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Chapiter 1: The Website

[16h30- My house]

• I'm in my bedroom doing some stuff •

Me: I love doing stuff this is fun... Wait, what is this?

• some gay noises come out of my sister's room •

Me: I hope my sister isn't doing some gay shit again

• I walk into my sister's bedroom •

Me: what up sis, what r you watching with your ipad

• I take her ipad •

Me: wth is this gay website "Dynasty Reader", its full of gay chinese crap. What are you some kind of homosexual?

My sister: bitch you aint catchin me alive

• My sister dissapears •

Me: what

Bill: ok

Me: who tf r u?

Bill: im Bill Nye the Science Gay i will help you find your sister

Me: where the heck is that gay ass bitch?

Bill: She became too gay for this world, so she got trapped in Dynasty Reader

Me: how the fuk do u know all this

Bill: cuz im gay duh

Me: bitch why arent u trapped in Dynasty Shit then

Bill: cuz im also science

Me: k

Bill: hold my hand and i'll help u

Me: yes

• Me and Bill hold hands: the gay lewdness level reach an all time high, making them teleport to Dynasty Reader •

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To be continued

I see you're looking for attention again.

From here on, please limit your shtick to this and your original thread only, and stop trolling in other threads or there will be time outs. If behaviour continues, we will move on to removal, but I'd rather not go that far.

I see you're looking for attention again.

From here on, please limit your shtick to this and your original thread only, and stop trolling in other threads or there will be time outs. If behaviour continues, we will move on to removal, but I'd rather not go that far.

K

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Chapiter 2 : In the Dynasty

[Time unknown (srry forgot my watch at home) - Dynasty Reader]

Me: is this the place

Bill: your sis should be here, stay here ill check for her

• Bill Nye checks for her •

Me: ok

Bill: now what

Me: what about we go over there

Bill: nice

• Me and Bill go over there •

Me: what ar all those gay ass drawings?

Bill: Those are called "doujins": they are drawn in North Corean and published in the West World in order to make everyone gay

Me: well thats gay

Nezchan: watch your language you fuk

Me: wtf are you? R u gay or what

Bill: stfu dude its a moderator you dumb rat

Nezchan: What is this? Are you being irrespectuous? You must die for this

• Nezchan kills me •

Me: ow

Bill: Nezchan is too powerful

Nezchan: actually im not Nezchan, I'm...

• *Nezchan takes of his mask" •

Kim-Jong Un: ...KIM JONG UN HAHAHA!

Me: sacrebleu

Bill: Let's escape

• me and Bill escape •

Me: now what

Bill: hey, Isn't this your sister?

• Bill point with his finger a girl walking on the road •

Me: No u dumbass its... oh no... its...

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To be continued...

I can't breathe lol

last edited at Sep 4, 2017 6:01PM

I'm internally screaming chapter two is the best chapter ever of Corey in the house. I'm out of breath from almost dropping dead from laughter. Top kek m8 good job.

last edited at Sep 4, 2017 7:26PM