Would shoplifting a (opens calculator) 70¢ eraser really be a big deal, or does that just emphasize how neurotic she is? Is this one of those cultural things, like how kissing in public is a Big Deal in Japan?

My understanding is that shoplifting carries wildly disproportionate penalties in Japan independent of the value of the item stolen. It absolutely shouldn't be a big deal, but it is.

People acting like stealing is not a big deal is insane to me. Go back to kindergarten.

People acting like stealing is not a big deal is insane to me. Go back to kindergarten.

I'm going to shoplift something in honor of this post.

People acting like stealing is not a big deal is insane to me. Go back to kindergarten.

I'm going to shoplift something in honor of this post.

I appreciate your efforts in reclaiming the working class' stolen labor.

What the fuck is wrong with people these days?

A spectre is haunting Dynasty...

A spectre is haunting Dynasty...

It's the spectre of capitalism.