Maybe I could profit from the club(learning purposes only) since my use of inflections is horrible.
I'm German and I don't even know what inflections are so don't worry.
Only thing you need to know about German is to add a few "digga" to the end of your sentences and include some "Ich fick dein Leben"s and everything is gonna be fine. If nothing else works, just say "Mein Tascheninhalt ist wie Raupen, er entpuppt sich als Butterfly."
If you follow those advices, you can make your way through any kind of discussion.