Nue: "Don't be ridiculous! I'm a nue. I've got these... these zigzag... wings. Like. Like a... snake. With wings."

"OH GOD WHAT AM I"

That's got to be the single cutest Kyouko I've seen in a while. Also, Murasa basing her opinions on water and drowning factors is hilarious and canon in my book.
Overall, nice read.

It's true, Mamizou's tail is like one of the most fluffy things in Touhou ever, only rivaled by Ran's tails.

Probably the real reason they don’t get along lol

I wanna pinch Kyouko's cheeks in the first panel >.<