who da hell masturbate with a cotton swab?!

I think this looked like a safe choice in curious inexperienced girls pov. Not that I have ever think of it lol but maybe imo thats see why the author put it there (in addition to for laughs haha)

i can only think HOW? cause putting very small cotton cover thing inside a vulva = BAD IDEA
sounds more like a man how don't know how girls masturbate making a wild guess than a comic bit o.O