I keep promising myself that I'm not going to read this anymore because NOTHING EVER FREAKING HAPPENS. But then I have to check just in case... and still nothing! Damn you, Hirao-sensei! Why can't I stop reading your comics!? ;)
That said though, I want to echo what some others have said, which is a big thank-you to the translators and others who work on this! It is not an easy job -- it takes a lot of time and effort, and they are doing all of us who don't have access to these comics otherwise a big favor. So, thanks very much!
And for what it's worth, Hirao-sensei's work almost never makes any sense. The fact that the story is inscrutable is thanks to her weird (some might say charming?) sensibilities. Just as inscrutable in Japanese!