Recently, Itsuki Kuro Marx made a great advance in the lesbian sciences with her theory of the woman as a commodity, her use value across bedrooms in times past and exchange value in the moonlit markets of today, and the surplus orgasms that are created in the production of yuri- concepts that were integrated in her masterpiece, Das Klitoris, into a total application of the dykelectic method to history, from the interactions of women in the past to her prediction of a future society composed entirely of horny women and thus structured upon the rules of Lesbianism.
This great mass of theory was put into practice by the revolutionary doujin writer, Vladimir "Kitaku" Lenin, who extended the principles of Lesbianism in its primary forms to many contexts, performing vital experiments in the application of its rules to certain societies based upon the egalitarian distribution of womanhood and the dictatorship of the holetariat. Her contributions, summarized in such classics as Who is to be Done?, The Finger and Revolution, and Monogamy: The Highest State of Capitalism, are considered equivalent in value to those of the first great thinker, and synthesized as Brothelism.
Cumrades, we stand today at a vital juncture in the history of the Woman. There are more girls than ever, and many of them are sad and horny, at once yearning to be loved by anyone at all and yet prone to fall in love with every girl they meet. The problem of isolation, loneliness, and unfulfilled desire, manifest in the contradiction between love and sex, has persistently oppressed women across the centuries. However, history is the process of struggle and resolution, and today, as these contradictions reach their highest tension, we also face the opportunity for the creation of a new system where women of the world are freed from their chains and chained to each other's beds instead. We shall bring about a society where women flow like water, where desire needs not apologize or restrict itself, and where bodies extend in an infinite chain of replicating and metamorphosing desires. The road ahead may be harsh, but the force of history and the sum of analysis is on our side. Let us march forward, perverts of the world, and see the flag of the brothel fly in every capital!
Long live the immortal science of Lesbianism-Brothelism!