Anyone who thinks children don’t have a scent hasn’t spent much time around them. They’ve got a lot of them and most aren’t all that pleasant.

Oh no, my Muppets Christmas Carol brainrot activated and I read Mercy x Moira to the tune of Marley & Marley.

I’m gonna be honest, my immediate thought was that Ayame is not actually her mother, and possibly not even a real person. Given that Konoha was raised by the Organization, it feels much more like something they told her as a carrot to keep her invested in being the best assassin she can.

Not pictured: Shokuhou immediately dropping Kuroko ‘cause she’s far to feeble to hold up a person.

Bourbon… Rice… my beloved gay daughters.

I’ve got real fondness for Aya/Reimu, couldn’t say why though. Something about it just tickles me.

I remain normal about the chicken yuri

With that said, I'm not sure how I feel about Patchy's library. On one hand, the design is awesome. On the other, all of that humidity, from being in a room with a large body of water, cannot be good for the books.

As someone who works in a library, I can assure you that what they’re doing is having a horrendous effect on the books. Her oldest tomes are actively disintegrating from all that moisture.

Ngl, it’s a strange choice to have brown hair be depicted with white. If it weren’t for the cover I’d assume the mc was blonde.

In a series revolving around contract killers, the sister’s ended up being the most fucked up one by far.

I have to wonder what Lulu’s standards are that, with all of human cuisine to consider, omurice made her list of top 10 dishes to try. I’m sure it’s tasty but it’s literally just an omelette slapped on top of some rice. There’s gotta be some more exciting dishes you want to eat girl.

Is this by the same author as ‘Her Appetite’s Too Big For Me Alone’? The style’s pretty similar and that artist clearly likes ‘em big.

Having Flan’s clones replace her diamonds with the other suits is a nice touch.

Something about the end has me thinking we’ll see identity #4 next chapter

My main question with the time travel is what happened to the Mary of the new timeline. Mistress still remembers her so she wasn’t erased, but she doesn’t seem to be around.

Other than that, fun oneshot.

Hot

Also prosthetic Miyabi supremacy

Maybe it’s just the short chapters, but this story feels like it has no idea where it wants to go.

Is this the first time Okiku’s had feet? I remember thinking it strange that she’s the only one of the big 3 that has a ghostly lower half.

Edit, I did ask this question before and the answer is that she has had legs occasionally, but only when her spirit was weak and fluctuating. So this might be the first time she’s had them while at full strength.

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You can float Reimu, do your girl a solid.

I think it might actually be the recurring one-eyed ghost who's been hinted at a bunch of times across the series, not just this chapter's ghost. Not sure what their deal is.

I know that, I was pointing out where in this chapter she shows up. But they also intentionally cut away to show that that picture frame cracked in Okiku’s outburst so I’m wondering who it’s actually of since it’s been awhile and the faces are covered.

Page 23, bottom left corner has this chapter’s ghost showing. Anyone remember who that picture’s of usually?

That cat is gonna possess her ass. I just know it

What on earth is going on with her leg on page 5?

Damnit Evie, don’t go seducing another girl.
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Actually, don’t go seducing another child, for that matter.

Ayame and I are birthday buddies, so I guess that makes her my fav.