Who gets to be the arbiter of what a crack ship is? Plenty of works have fan-standard pairings that breaking doesn't actually go against character, but will have people wailing "crack ship!" nonetheless.
Okay... since no one will be satisfied with that maybe we can try Happened once in a dream... Possibly even We were both drunk?
"Tu me gustas" and "me gustas tu" both mean "I like you". The syntax is different but that does not change the literal meaning of the phrase. The verb gustar does not translate to "to like" but rather "to please" and I think that's where you might get a bit confused. If someone were to say "tu me gustas" it does not mean "you please me/you delight me", but rather simply, "I like you".
^ Hmmm that’s true. Though I would like to add that a good percentage of Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Overwatch, She-ra, and even The Owl House fanart accounts that I follow on twitter actually come from Japanese and Korean artists. I can obviously see why Overwatch is popular over seas but honestly I was surprised that the other ones had such a large following over there. Whenever I see fanart of Poison Ivy x Harley it’s almost always American. Maybe it has to do with the maturity of the content? Not really sure how they view those types of shows over there but the only thing that I could distinct between the shows that were popular there and the Harley Quinn show was that it was a TV-MA rating.
I’m talking about quarreling over it, not sure where you got “hate” from in my comment. And I guess...? Not really sure if cartoon porn standards are that important unless you commissioned this artwork yourself because most people do not care that a thumb looks off-ish when they are too busy jacking off to the picture. Everyone starts somewhere and getting mad at the artist on a yuri forum is not going to catalyze a speedier advancement in their skills. I can understand where you are coming from, don’t get me wrong.