opens eyes wide "OMGOMGOMG"
starts panting ..... starts hyperventilating
"They.... together... al... pant .....most k... wheeze ...ki....." eyes roll back into head
collapses .... deathly silence
Roommate: "You lazy bum get off the floor... hey.... you were supposed to reply.... hello?" starts panicing, slaps me
GASP!
While clutching my roommate: points at laptop screen "Look.... they almost kissed!"
"I think I will stay here for a while until the strength returns to my legs." gazes off into space or the ceiling, whichever it was