"Bah! This human girl must be defective! I'll just have to get another one!"
(gets another one)
"WAIT NO THAT JUST MADE IT WORSE"
So the vampire is a 400 year old virgin who has never drank blood before. How has she survived up until this point?
My guess is that she's got a pretty cushy background and didn't need to catch her own meals till recently.
Either that or she's been sleeping in a coffin for a couple hundred years.
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