As I sit here surfing this website, I think to myself "Y'know, I'm probably the only trucker in North America whiling away his off-duty time at a truckstop reading yuri."

Tossing in my two belated cents: This was incredible. This is the kind of shit I would draw if I could draw. I'm a former BDSM practicioner, and this is one of the best depections of the kind of BDSM I engaged in when I was in the scene. Safe, sane, consensual. Loved every bit of it.

You may remember the very over-the-top action movie Shoot 'Em Up, starring Clive Owen. Roger Ebert had a great observation about it in his review:

" Shoot 'Em Up, written and directed by the gung-ho Michael Davis, is the most audacious, implausible, cheerfully offensive, hyperactive action picture I've seen since, oh, Sin City, which in comparison was a chamber drama. That I liked Shoot 'em Up is a consequence of a critical quirk I sometimes notice: I may disapprove of a movie for going too far, and yet have a sneaky regard for a movie that goes much, much farther than merely too far. This one goes so far, if you even want to get that far, you have to start half-way there..."

That bit was at the forefront of my mind the entire time I read this story. This is yuri hentai with the dial turned up to 11. Or maybe 14. So very over the top you're left gape-jawed in admiration at the sheer audacity.

I howled like a gibbon throughout. Fuckin' hysterical. A++/Would read again.

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...TV adaptation of Sleeping Beauty...

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Wow.

Adapted for Pornhub, I trust? Because I can't imagine it being broadcast on an actual TV network (not even HBO) without being bowdlerized to within an inch of its life.

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Hmm. Sexual chattel slavery or bestiality. Pick your poison, I guess.

If we go with Bestiality only one person is committing sex crimes and there is no legal sex trafficking ring. It's still not a good thing but on balance...

I have enjoyed (some of) the Gor novels by John Norman and also Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty books, so I may be calibrated a little differently.

I kind of had it in my head that these were all normal animals but the pet shop owner saw them as people and the half-human thing was just a metaphor.

Hmm. Sexual chattel slavery or bestiality. Pick your poison, I guess.

Hmm, odd, you'd think it be obvious since ships of the same class are called sisters.

But they're not biological sisters springing from the loins of the same parents, which is what I would consider the main criteria for the incest tag. Kongou wasn't even built in the same shipyard as her sister ships, so she doesn't even have the same "parent".

On a completely unrelated note, what this world needs is some Mamiya x Irako doujins.

Kantai collection drama is boring. There, I said it.

It is a bit repetitive.

It is certainly easy for KanColle doujin writers to fall back on "one ship saves another" or "one ship waits for another to come home" drama building because it's baked right in to the setting.

I'm a sucker for that kinda shit, though, so I don't mind. Especially if it's done well, as here.

I started reading this, and almost immediately got the same vibe that I get from lesbian porn aimed at straight dudes. Like, this wouldn't be out of place on a Brazzers or Evil Angel vid.

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Man, it's stupid, but I love romantic tearjerker porn that makes me cry. It's like Nicholas Sparks for pervs.

Thought it was cute. I was actually relieved to find that it was a fantasy scenario involving the sale of cat-people. During the early bits, I was worried that it was going to turn out to be some kind of Stockholm Syndrome/dude-who-kidnapped-those-three-girls-in-Cleveland scenario. Which would've put a serious hitch in my giddy-up.