A Homura E.N.D.?

I confess I do have fond (for some value of "fond") memories of the Harry x Hermione fans who actually put together a petition to have J.K Rowling's publisher prevent her from writing Book 7, and instead let one of their favorite Harry x Hermione fanfic authors write Book 7, because (according to them) the fact that Harry x Ginny and Ron x Hermione was official and canon clearly indicated that J.K. Rowling didn't understand her own characters well enough to be allowed to write Book 7.

Quite possibly the most ludicrous, most reality-challenged thing I have ever seen in my nearly half-a-century on this planet.

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I will read anything this author/artist writes about Love Live Sunshine. Particularly the YoshiMaru stuff.

Well, I mean, I can understand "I do not like this pairing."

It's the bit where it seems to cross over into "...and you shouldn't either" that confounds me.

Ah. So the people who are annoyed by this ship are simply annoyed that other people Aren't Having Fun Properly?

Like, I am trying to fathom why anybody would legitimately give a shit. You see a pairing you don't like, you shrug and move on, right?

Surprisingly, it worked about half the time

What the fuck
He better be really hot or something

I think it was more that he chose his targets wisely.

I'm new at this, so I find this conversation confusing. What do we mean by "shipping" in this context?

I guess when I think of "shipping", I think of creating media which features a particular pairing. I am writing A Thing featuring Saejima and Ichiha from Valkyrie Drive, so I am shipping those two.

Contextually from this conversation and from other conversations here, however, I infer that I am possibly defining the term incorrectly.

Many many years ago, I used to work with a guy named Daryl. Daryl was sort of the ur-Redneck. Bristly beard, Jack Daniels baseball cap, big Mack Truck belt buckle, the whole bit.

He had one, and only one, pick-up line. "Hey. Wanna get nekkid and fuck?"

Surprisingly, it worked about half the time.

This comic reminded me of Daryl.

Whenever I see honey (or other sugary stuff) used for sexy times down near the ladybits, I can't help but think "Man, that's a great way to get a yeast infection". Takes ALL the fun out of it, let me tell you.

This is literally my thought EVERY time I read erotic manga in which the person being licked keeps saying "Stop, it's embarrassing/dirty!"

^^It's actually amazing, Vankomycin. What's it from? :D

http://dynasty-scans.com/series/inugami_san_and_nekoyama_san

Specifically:

http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/inugami_san_and_nekoyama_san_ch11#6

Sweet holy crap, this one is amazing. I am not sure how it avoided the Insane Amounts of Sex tag, though. Because there is certainly an awful lot of fuckin' in this one.

Love the light BDSM play, love the communication between the partners, and as always I love sweet, happy little perverts.

One of the more amusing tags we have here.

Those tags, tho.

For some reason your profile picture fits this so well xD

I guess now I need to post my profile pic here so that your comment will make sense if I ever change it.

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Thus making them unlike straight folk!

Those tags, tho.

No I was just wondering who would go arround looking for doujins that specifically have menstuatrion on it. Juck... but I have to say that cunningulus vampire sucking the period is something I dreamed about.

Me performing oral sex on a woman while she was on her period is a notion that...doesn't appeal.

A vampire performing oral sex on a woman while she's on her period, on the other hand, is something I've fantasized about at various times in my life.

One of the many things I think is hot to see but not hot to do.

"Gimme dat fried octopus."

Clear, simple solutions for our problems: Kay 2016

Jello.

See, there are people disappointed in the ending because they thought it was supposed to be about sex.

Nahnahnah, this is actually for people that get off to seeing uncharacteristically healthy and sincere intrarelationship communication regarding sex in pornography.

+1

Like, for reals, I wish all the hentai I read had this level of frank, open, honest communication.

Yeah, I realized that about halfway through typing out my post. But fuckit, I was already committed. Not about to waste those comedy electrons for mere rational explanation!

That's one high level strat in play, asking for her panties first to ease into exchanging numbers.

By my reckoning, these girls ran the bases backwards. Oral sex first, then exchanging phone numbers, then 2nd base, then partner swapping, then kissing.

Clearly I am doing it wrong.

This series was just awesome. I love sweet, happy little perverts.

"I'm gonna stuff these panties in your mouth. Then I'm gonna pull your panties aside to gain access to your girlybits. Then I'm gonna take my panties off."

Somehow, some way, we have spontaneously generated an extra pair of panties.

Step 1: Yuri sex.
Step 2: Extra panties.
Step 3: PROFIT!!

Capitalism ho!