Bruh.

I always wanted to suck your face.

Edit: This is an April Fool's release! The real release can be found here.

last edited at May 13, 2020 1:22PM

Woah, it's amazing.

Don't listen to them! This was fantastic, keep up the great work. The reversed afterward at the end was particularly clutch

Yes.

Reminder: Fix Girls' Arcadia.

Don't watch it for the yuri cos there isn't any. But this is shippable and a lot of people do like it, so maybe there's something there for you..!

Very cute pic.

Bless.

So weird to see Kishi's interest in unrequited love persevere even after how Virgins' Empire has turned out...

mmm. We're still plowing through my little sister's bday cake. Cake is nice.

While we're on the topic of names, I'm not this cutie, my name came first! But my existence is cursed, so of course some popular and charming character came along and stole it...

I also found some yuri ASMR that helped me calm down yesterday: https://youtu.be/oz83T4XyrCU

Not gonna lie. This exchange already had me feeling better about my future prospects.

"Fubuki: if you get fired, you will blow the hololive office up?
Matsuri: yes, I'll do that
Fubuki: let's do it together"

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Bless you Holy Spirit who hath bestowed this most Heavenly gift of Yuri upon us. Mine soul belongs to you insert pray emoji

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Happy birthday!! Stay safe shades (or gray or moon or of. Shades is my fav tho cos it sounds super suave and cool!). Us high-riskers gotta stay strong in dark times!!

Rough, but kinda cute. Over ten years old, too, so now we can call it ~vintage~.

Greetings! good luck on your quest, fall-moon!

Just came to drop this https://youtu.be/psSZ50DuoCA

Laters!

Seconded. This was stupid and great. Meanwhile I'm terribly concerned for YouTube's algorithm...

How wholesome is this. So cute I want to cry.

OTP.

Shiki is like my favourite show I feel attacked. But the OPs are really great anyway.

Yessssssss thank you. Piggyback rides forever!

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Maybe there will be more in mind later, but if you want a version of this that is super trashy and gay, Strawberry Panic (the anime) is definitely the way to go.

Aren't we technically organized in such a system on this site (I mean, sure, this is an internet website, not an IRL place, but still).

1. I wouldn't say so, given that there are distinct and enforceable hierarchies at play.

2. Even if that were the case, Utoptia doesn't like the system we have in place here, clearly.

3. Of course, the claim that all systems are roughly the same remains absurd, regardless. Shouldn't take more than 5 minutes of historical or contemporary analysis to identify any number of systems that distinctly favour certain groups of people over others.

4. My entire brain hasn't quite woken up yet, so this post took me nearly hours.

I for one wish for the return of Feudalism, clearly the best system out there.

I'm just about 90% sure this was sarcastic.

The world may never know for sure!

Also it's probably easier for people to remember who you are and your situation if you'd stop deleting all your posts

Don't be mean :(

I do nothing except stay at home all day and it's starting to mess me up mentally. I'm obviously not going to go out and get a job or social life because that's impossible right now, but I need more structure in my life.

I've started to realise that the reason I feel down all the time is because my sleep schedule is messed up. Why is it messed up, though? Because I have nothing better to do than stay up late playing video games. I clearly have no self-control. That lack of self-control is what caused my terrible sleep habits and I have no idea what I'm supposed to do about it.

It is very likely that your sleep schedule messes up a lot of other things about your life. Like proper food and drink, it's foundational to every other aspect of your existence.

As a former Professional NEET™ I can say that there is no real cure for "sleep laziness." If you find yourself staying up late even when you know you shouldn't, it's an issue of environment rather than personality. If you can't change your personality - I don't most people can - it's time to try changing your environment. For me, this would be getting an alarm clock that is halfway across the room, leaving the curtains open in the morning, and so on. Someone I know who went this way quite extremely, has their router blocked from midnight till 10 am, thus reducing the environmental impact of a phone. Try to think about the structural barriers around you to a good sleep rather than just looking inward at your own behaviours. You might find something very interesting in there!

Hopefully that's helpful in some way!

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There is no system better than another.

I for one wish for the return of Feudalism, clearly the best system out there.

RIP in peace my entire PC from that meme.

Double post but I really want this game but also I'm poor and too shy to play it on my sister's Switch: https://twitter.com/LimitedRunGames/status/1232349955710431234