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Breaking news — we are getting reports of what appears to have been a massive spontaneous explosion originating near a 7-11 store. Reporter Bethany is on the scene. Bethany, to you.
Bethany: Yes, thank you Hamantha, I am 20 miles out from the scene of the explosion that has appears to have completely annihilated what used to be a university complex. Investigators say that the explosion was caused by, and I quote, “massive amounts of unstable gay energy”. No survivors have been found at the current moment, as rescue parties are able to enter the crater — still very densely irradiated with gay energy. Back to you, Hamantha.
Hamantha: Yes, yes, anyways, this just in: useless lesbians continue to be useless. More after the break.
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