She sure knows how to make relationships weird, and tempt people into depravity.

That kid's going to be such a public menace when she grows up~

MISSON FAILED SUCCESFULLY

[unga bunga intensifies]

*chuckles*
"I'm in danger."

0/10 the title mentioned cats but there were no cats

(jk jk)

Same here. It's really disappointing :( haha

the cake is a lie

...wasn't it implied they went to the same school and were at least passingly aquaintanced anyway?

^this is what happens when you don't have proper jaws and evolution gets creative with alternative solutions...

TBF it's not like feline tongues are much better. Those can break human skin with repeat application and IIRC some of the big cats use theirs to strip fur off prey before eating (less hairballs to spit out later that way). And some birds have what amounts to freaking harpoons in their mouths...

^the term is "client" methinks, though I've also seen "principle/principal" used in that context. Protégé is entirely different in meaning. (If anything Schwarz could be considered a protégé of Ceylon's dad to some degree...)

Unprotected handholding on first date? Holy shit Yukiko has no chill

If we're talking about needlessly high-fidelity tongue representation though... yikes is all I'm saying. D:

^ Jean was Superconducted a lot afterwards ( ͡¬ ͜ʖ ͡¬)

More like "everything in AK is tragic" innit?

lmao didn't expect everyone in the comments to be so mad after reading this

Author troll level confirmed OVER 9000

and vastly different lifespans.

Why does everyone always get hung on this, as if real mortal people couples somehow magically perished simultaneously and didn't have to cope with grief just the same?

aaaaaand now she's spiking Asumi's water with Suspicious Powder™

Creeper levels off the charts

Unless this setting's Bland Name take on Pocari is in the business of shady substances I'm passably certain that's just some energy/nutrient supplement you know...

^^sounds like the premise of an ANGERY threesome to me o3o

^she'll just have her VENGEANCE by trollingregaling Eula with more chronicles of ancient Lawrence decadence and depravity :D

Uh... I wouldn't call this a natural development though, her time spent fantasizing the prez were longer than the diary blackmail period

Uh... human emotions don't run on a crude time-versus-time arithmetic IRL, why should they in fiction?

lmao

This seems like a terrible idea in light of those spurs built into Eula's boots - one of which ought to be buried into Lumine's ribcage here, if I'm interpreting the position of that left leg correctly D:

^which is funny on a meta level given a major part of her character setting is specifically the bullshit she gets from shallow idiots who can't see past her clan's ancient (as in thousand years ago as of the narrative present) sins, and how she copes with it

Afraid that a smaller, younger girl will kill her, and begging for her life...

not_sure_if_serious.jpg

I'm no expert on Latin dancing but I don't think this is tango, Eula...

It's probably a good thing having mixed feelings about a manga isn't the same thing as literally being salted to death as a slug.

r/woosh

^^she's essentially wearing one of her golems, which is admittedly a pretty clever application of her particular Arts