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It felt really realistic, but I don't want realism in my Yuri! I want happy, fluffy and non-sensical endings!

I feel you bro ;-;

I don't mind realism. I actually like the stories that get messy, and complicated as long as the girl gets the girl in the end.

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Damnit I knew I should have skipped this one. There has been a disturbing trend toward the depressing endings on the site lately

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^ Wasn't it the other way around tho? The Athenians (supported by their Eretrian and Plateian allies) won a surprising victory against the Persians at Marathon, which was 26 miles away from the city of Athens (albeit still within Athenian territory), and the messenger ran back to Athens, delivered news of the victory, and then dropped dead from exhaustion. As a great history enthusiast (maybe even the greatest on Dynasty), that's how I remember the events.

Yeah that's it. I have a terrible memory, so I got fuzzy on the details, and was too lazy to google them. I knew I was in the ballpark, and thought meh close enough for government work.
To lazy to google something. (shaking my head). Geeze I really need start moving again.

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I didn't realise a marathon was a specific amount of length

Yeah it all goes back to ancient Greece. After winning an important battle, the Greek general sent a runner 26 miles to Marathon to let them know they one. In the story the runner died after delivering the news. The two tenths of a mile was added later because the king of England didn't feel like walking to the finish line. This is the shit you learn when you have a hard core runner in the family.

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Rapid Rabbit's origin story was surprisingly dark.

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Uta echoed my thought perfectly with that last line.

johnb
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There is something just sooooo cute about those first stirrings of adulthood.

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They say a marathon, but I don't think they really mean a marathon. Those damn things are F-in long. My dad runs them. once he had me drop him off at the start, and pick im up at the finish. It took me a half hour of highway driving to get between the two.

https://chaniebon.com/blog/2016/2/19/marathon-taikai
http://michellestimeinjapan.blogspot.com/2014/12/running-japanese-high-school-marathon.html

It's a 5-8k run - so doable in under an hr for the 5k, maybe a little more than an hr for the 8k. I think the idea of going from only having PE class and being otherwise sedentary to running a full marathon (~42k) would be crazy and result in injuries or it would take literally all day.

I figured it was something like that. I've seen school "marathons" in other manga. I knew that they couldn't be the full 26.2 miles. Geeze I'm getting winded just thinking about it.

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They say a marathon, but I don't think they really mean a marathon. Those damn things are F-in long. My dad runs them. once he had me drop him off at the start, and pick im up at the finish. It took me a half hour of highway driving to get between the two.

I mean it probably would if there were people running all over the roads.

It's an official event. They run it from one town to the next on the side of the highway. The state police set up the route and patrol it to makes sure it stays safe.

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It was the bit about the harmonic wave that got me. However I'm not sure the liquid shoshing in a bottle couts as a harmonic wave. If I remember right, it's when you add energy at just the right moment to build the wave bigger. So unless you're somehow shaking the bottle in time with the slosh, harmonics doesn't come into it.

I'm pretty sure harmonic waves include any situation where the restoring force is proportional to the displacement, while what you're describing would be a forced harmonic wave, or some kind of resonance situation. I might've used "harmonic" incorrectly. It's been a long time since I took physics in school. Maybe I just wanted to look smart on the internet.

Ditto honestly.

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Yeah, a liquid doesn't just tilt like that, it should be level (I guess unless she's leaning forward and the panel's perspective is tilted).

Since you have to raise the bottle to drink, the liquid doesn't just immediately flatten out to be level. The movement causes it to slosh around for a while as a harmonic wave, with the surface tilting one way then the other, before flattening out. Try it and you'll see what I mean.

ah hahaha physics.

I mean, I guess? Anyone who's ever carried a container of water can tell you that it sloshes around when you move it. And anyone who's ever drank from a bottle can see that the fluid moves around.

It was the bit about the harmonic wave that got me. However I'm not sure the liquid shoshing in a bottle couts as a harmonic wave. If I remember right, it's when you add energy at just the right moment to build the wave bigger. So unless you're somehow shaking the bottle in time with the slosh, harmonics doesn't come into it.

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They say a marathon, but I don't think they really mean a marathon. Those damn things are F-in long. My dad runs them. once he had me drop him off at the start, and pick im up at the finish. It took me a half hour of highway driving to get between the two.

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What makes a women acting like a cat so sexy cute?

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What's with this evening?
Its 2 am and I just wanted some fluffy Yuri then go to sleep, but then all of a sudden 3 really sad chapters get dropped and now I have to stay awake longer to read something fluffy again

May I suggest going back and rereading one of your favorite fluffy yuri one shots. That always settles me after reading the depressing ones. Or maybe just one of the many yuri one shots under the romance tag. They almost always end well.

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Yeah, a liquid doesn't just tilt like that, it should be level (I guess unless she's leaning forward and the panel's perspective is tilted).

Since you have to raise the bottle to drink, the liquid doesn't just immediately flatten out to be level. The movement causes it to slosh around for a while as a harmonic wave, with the surface tilting one way then the other, before flattening out. Try it and you'll see what I mean.

ah hahaha physics.

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That stripping scene legit made me say, "um, what" out loud. What the fuck was that even. I guess the author wanted to portray some "deep" "emotional" moment between Haruki and Aya but it just comes across as stupid, pretentious and invasive to me. Haruki is so repulsive and creepy.

And Mochida. She was just an annoying teenager before, but she just crossed the line into unlikeable territory in this chapter. Seriously, these two should just fuck each other and calm their titties. And stop messing with the main characters.

That’s exactly how I felt about Haruki stripping. I felt uncomfortable because it was so random and Aya barely reacting and quickly agreeing to strip was absurd. We all agree that Aya is easy but she resisted Sei more, she pushed her away and resisted her affections. There was a build up for their feelings before getting nude and sleeping together. Here we have Haruki confessing AFTER getting nude. It’s awkward and doesn’t play well. It just doesn’t make sense that Aya agreed to just strip. Getting me a little angry of how this played out and I’m not looking forward to the future chapters as much anymore.

Honestly I'm somewhat grateful of the absurdity of that scene. It's like they are living in some kind of weird ultra sexualized alternate universe. It somehow makes me feel a little better about rooting for a romance between a sexual predator and her victim.

And I don't agree that Aya is easy. That is dangerously close to victim blaming.

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That stripping scene legit made me say, "um, what" out loud. What the fuck was that even. I guess the author wanted to portray some "deep" "emotional" moment between Haruki and Aya but it just comes across as stupid, pretentious and invasive to me. Haruki is so repulsive and creepy.

And Mochida. She was just an annoying teenager before, but she just crossed the line into unlikeable territory in this chapter. Seriously, these two should just fuck each other and calm their titties. And stop messing with the main characters.

My first reaction when Harumi started striping was to start laughing and say "so it's like that now"

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You love her
but she loves him
he loves someone else
you just can't win.
love stinks yeah yeah

Am I the only one who heard this in Adam Sandler’s voice?

Did he do a cover of Love Stinks?

He sang it in his movie, Wedding Singer.

Oh yeah. I remember that.

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You love her
but she loves him
he loves someone else
you just can't win.
love stinks yeah yeah

Am I the only one who heard this in Adam Sandler’s voice?

Did he do a cover of Love Stinks?

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You love her
but she loves him
he loves someone else
you just can't win.
love stinks yeah yeah

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(Although with johnb, I suspect it's mostly a fundamental "yuri good, het bad" mindset at work.)

Shamefully I think anim8tur nailed it on the head, however crudely. My yuri good, het bad attitude stems from my unshakable feeling that sex between women is inherently pure and innocent. I hate that about myself though. I feel like I'm belittling lesbian love and love making, with it.

Hahaha I feel like I should pay you guys therapy fees.

That was me you’re quoting there, johnb. I just think folks sometimes need a little help to know where you’re coming from, because it’s such an odd (although to me pretty benign) little place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzjLCg1FFL8

I was trying to say that you were right that I have a yuri good, het bad attitude, but anim8tur pretty much summed up wny.
Thanks for the video. It was a bit of a non sequitur, but unless I miss my guess that was point.

Edit: I don't know how to do the multiple quotes with the fancy little headers that lets people know who said what.

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I think that the "hypothetical gender switch" is often of limited utility when thinking through issues in yuri manga, because if the gender of one of the characters in a relationship gets changed, pretty much the whole ideological configuration of the imagined world would change along with it.

The probability of characters taking various actions changes, their attitudes toward those actions shift, and the social options available to the characters are transformed as well.

(Although with johnb, I suspect it's mostly a fundamental "yuri good, het bad" mindset at work.)

Shamefully I think anim8tur nailed it on the head, however crudely. My yuri good, het bad attitude stems from my unshakable feeling that sex between women is inherently pure and innocent. I hate that about myself though. I feel like I'm belittling lesbian love and love making, with it.

Hahaha I feel like I should pay you guys therapy fees.

johnb
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I think they're taking the violence gag a little to far, here. Not that I was a fan of it to begin with.

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Fanfic rule 33: A fan AU must exist for all possible pairings.

Fanfic rule 34: If there is a pairing that doesn't have a fan AU, you must create it.

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Why do I want Aya to end up with Sei. Sei is an teacher f#%king a highschool girl. Practicality raping Aya unitl she likes it. Not to mention taunting Aya's friend with those pictures. Sei is pretty much a hentai style villain. If Sei was a guy, I would want to beat her with a tireiron. But because Sei is a woman, I'm rooting for her.

At least you recognize the double standards lol. Because she is a woman and less physically threatening, they give the false sense of security. Plus we hear more frequently about males being violent than women.

No I don't think that's right. I would see a man doing these things to Aya as stealing her innocence, corrupting her. However, I just don't get that feeling when it's with a woman. It's like all of the things Aya has done with Sei doesn't count. To put it in manga gag terms Aya should have no issue with getting married.