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alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

Great stuff, but also don't buy sex toys from Amazon

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

I've given some pervy massages, but never have I ever just ended up with both thumbs fully on pussy while calling it just a massage, wtf is subtlety I guess

joined Nov 9, 2019

Didn't know inverted nipples were a thing. Now I do.

We are all learn about inverted nipples from hentai

Like with obvious exceptions, but like I definitely see them in hentai more than live action porn and I've never ran into them irl and I'm kinda a slut.

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

The perils of having a vampire girlfriend. I do wonder if Titan periods are worse than regular... UGH!

Please don't discuss periods and vampires at the same time. That is a fetish road we do not want to go down.

We don't? I thought that scene in the fifth vampire chronicles book was fairly cute personally. Wait...

we do not want to go down.

Ha, I see what you did there. Anyway, speak for yourself, but also why does it have to be a fetish, can't it just be something one is ambivalent towards?

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

Overwhelming sexual harrassment/entitled rich girl energy

joined Nov 9, 2019

Finally a yuri manga that addresses the elephant in the room of how gross it would be to kiss a smoker.

Thanks afkeroge.

Meh it's really not that bad. It is kinda bleh the first time, but you get used to it like most things and then it becomes a part of what you think of when you think of them. There's lowkey times that I'm nostalgic for it now that none of the people I'm dating smoke cigarettes.

joined Nov 9, 2019

The plot twist is that there's only one daughter who's desperate for both siblings and romance, so she created an imaginary sister who also wants to do her. The mother is disturbed, but also afraid of how her daughter will react if she points out that it's all a hallucination, so she pretends to be okay with the relationship.

There's nothing wrong with dating your headmates. But alter incest does raise questions I'm not qualified to answer.

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

I really wish English had a better gender neutral pronoun than "they". And also that people would just reliably use "they" in situations like this since even if it's not ideal it IS a functional gender neutral pronoun.

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

So he's basically related to the main girl but they won't let him say he's a guy bc she's scared of guys. I mean I get the phobia but why didn't they say he's basically her nephew lol

Who among us hasn't cross-dressed to sleep with our aunt, our aunt's fiance, and another older woman who's our supervisor? I did that practically every time I lost a family member! Except not after losing my aunt cuz that'd be bad.

Eh we're probably past the point of worrying about morals, may as well do it then too.

On a tangentially related note, when you're openly trans in every part of your life except with your family, you have to crossdress for every family funeral anyway.

joined Nov 9, 2019

That feel when you've read every garbage book in your jail and you recommend a mediocre fantasy book to someone but you forgot the first chapter is straight up smut

alexisomorphic
Weird Love discussion 07 Nov 07:43
joined Nov 9, 2019

The way anime and manga make it looks so easy to get a GF is one of the reasons I hate reality so fucking much...

Getting a GF is super easy though, just be a slut and don't be picky. Getting partners that aren't kinda awful can be harder.

joined Nov 9, 2019

In a perfect world you (a girl) go to a smoking hot, super sexy, nubile bombshell gyaru and ask her for a kissing lesson and she says "Sure, sweetheart, c'mere!"

That's perfect world? Sounds more like Slutworld, lol.

You say that like they're mutually exclusive

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

I think it's less of a situation of kids being bullied FOR something like this, and more that they're bullied WITH something like this. People don't need an excuse to bully someone, they'll just use whatever they hear about whoever they want to bully. I knew a girl that was bullied in reference to minor intersex condition that barely impacted her life, another person I knew was bullied about damaging their hymen while stretching. Can absolutely see this being a thing. Also can absolutely see that hearts closer comment sweeping her off her feet. Cheesy romantic stuff about your insecurities is what life is about.

alexisomorphic
Oniai! discussion 27 Oct 05:38
joined Nov 9, 2019

I feel like alcohol would absolutely wreck your vaginal ecosystem, but what do I know

She's an oni, her blood is diluted ethanol

This. People keep trying to bring up the logic of how alcohol would be bad for the vagina of a magical fantasy creature that doesn't age, and explicitely sexually climaxes because of alcohol. Basically TLDR: It's fantasy people, don't think about it super hard.

It's the granddaughter I'm worried about.

alexisomorphic
Oniai! discussion 25 Oct 18:48
joined Nov 9, 2019

I feel like alcohol would absolutely wreck your vaginal ecosystem, but what do I know

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

Sometimes you don't need to hear someone telling you not to kill yourself, you just need someone offering to be there with you

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

Phenomenal, this manga just consistantly delivers. What's the point of romance that doesn't involve someone being ready to die about it

joined Nov 9, 2019

This is such an abusive relationship!! Healthy girlfriends just tell each other when they want someone beheaded :/

Not want. It’s when they’re going to behead someone. Once a yandere has made up their mind, they do it.

Well that's the thing, cheery girl is the one doing the act, gloomy girl is the one who wants it and is manipulating her into it, instead of just politely telling her to delete the guy's neck. Open communication is so important in relationships.

joined Nov 9, 2019

This is such an abusive relationship!! Healthy girlfriends just tell each other when they want someone beheaded :/

alexisomorphic
Yuru Oyako discussion 22 Sep 15:34
joined Nov 9, 2019

It's one middle schooler's lunch, how much could it be, 10,000 yen?

Is a mother getting kissed by her daughter on the cheeks considered a big deal in japan. I know the daughter here is totally into her mom, but the way she talks it's like it's NG in general.

I'm pretty sure I kissed my parents on the lips until past that age, so this is kinda weird from my perspective. But like I also know there's countries where you'd never tell your parents you love them so I guess cultural differences are cultural differences.

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

Just use onion spray lol

I mean crying from onion spray would just bother me more personally, I'd rather take the pain

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

You cant just switch gears from yandere to wholesome to yandere like that.

You've never dated someone with bpd I see

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

Why... Okay, but why are they attacking and "killing them with preciousness"? What did they do? And how can I apply tpo this yuri organization? Do they accept males in their ranks? I just wanna fight for the yuri...

Sometimes life happens and you just end up being a gay anarchist

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

GBLT. You can pronounce it giblet!

LBTG! It's an LBT sandwich, + G. (Guacamole?)

The BLT+ community?

alexisomorphic
joined Nov 9, 2019

...and even a (very brief) mention of some sections of GRSM.

GRSM????

It's the new, more inclusive term for the LGBTQ+ or Queer community.

There's a new name every month, I can't imagine it'll stick. MOGAI didn't exactly take off with everyone. I personally intend to stick with the good old legbet