I can't make this shit up if I tried:
When I was showering (and simultaneously brushing my teeth), I was listening to the audio of episode 27 of Neu Katz's AFOW. At one point, over the music, there was the sound of some zombies. Before I know it, my mom comes rustic into the bathroom asking "What is going on?". Not wanting to risk spewing some of the toothpaste, instead of asking "What?" I just stared at her, confused. She asked me "What was that noise?". I pointed to the phone and, while trying to hold my toothpaste from flowing out, muffled "Zombies.". She, mad that I got her scared over nothing, told me "Are you fucking kidding me? I thought you were vomiting or something. Do you know how much you worried me?", and I shit you not, when I heard her say that, I burst out laughing (still desperately trying to keep my toothpaste from flowing out). She commented something while leaving the bathroom, but I was laughing so hard at her confusing the sound of Nazi zombies with the sound of me vomiting that I almost immediately forgot what she commented! One can't make this shit up. Legit, of all the things that had the potential to keep me awake this night (one way or another), this one may be the one that pushes me over the edge of insomnia.
