^ lol- I did think the whole inherit traits from said animal idea was a bit silly- I think rather than imagine some retrovirus reprogramming your brain its better to go with the whole Disney like magic - and just except 'ofcourse you will act like a cat if you get cat ears' as common sense lol.
Well I was staying away from obviously magical explanations like the Laws of Contagion and Similarity because in-universe the whole business is explicitly couched in medical-technological language. Regardless of what mechanic you handwave it with, though, it's a patently terrible idea.
Because if you start thinking it through a lot of the side effects take a hard turn into pure horror territory. Ears from basically any actively predatory carnivore species? "We accidentally a whole demographic with a greatly heightened likelihood of becoming serial killers tehepero"... particularly egregious if you're talking about something like the big cats, which are pretty much the record holders in recorded man-eater kill counts (tigers and leopards being particularly distinguished in this field), but goes for basically all felines - hypercarnivores one and all - and a major chunk of canines too. The humble house cat is really only safe for us to be around because compared to it Humans Are Cthulhu and way out of the prey strike zone - but any small rodent or bird in the neighbourhood might have some opinions regarding how pleasant company those are to things around their own size class. And dogs are, basically, wolves and a great many breeds are quite large enough to do real damage to people if so inclined - as it happens "man's best friend" is responsible for the lion's share of yearly animal attacks worldwide...
And then you have stuff like the mustelidae which are rightly famed for being stubbornly pugnacious to a fault - wolverines have been recorded trying to fight bears over carcasses (spoiler: tends to end poorly for them) and even little squirts like polecats and weasels will often fearlessly stand their ground against things far larger than themselves (people included)...
And that's just the tip of the iceberg of general orneriness in the Animal Kingdom in general and the parts thereof whose ears paying customers might want to graft to their heads in particular - a lot of herbivores aren't any better behaved either (Africa's top 3 man-killers are all such, for ex). What could possibly go wrong with introducing an unpredictable chance for such explicitly uncontrollable behavioural patterns into urban human populations...?
I was thinking - if they existed would I want them? And I think maybe yes, if not for getting some random trait lol!
Just sayin' but having both sets of ears is the creepy kind of kemonomimi and bad civilisation in general. Though more practically I'd rather not have my passing fad fashion accessories surgically grafted to my damn skull. -.-;
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